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Our Franchise QB who art in The Draft Rosen/Darnold/Jackson/Mayfield/Rudolph be thy name Thy Franchise come Thy pick be done In Dallas as it is in New York Give us this year our Franchise QB And forgive us our first round busts As we forgive those failed free agents And lead us not into mediocrity But deliver us from the Patriots*

Just be careful Guam doesn't tip over

It puts the horchata almond milk frappe on it's skin

Even if California had the death penalty it wouldn't apply to this case as nobody was killed

WTF http://abc7.com/13-kept-shackled-in-foul-perris-home-by-parents-officials-say/2948420/

You're a sciencey type person what would happen if i grounded my tin foil hat to my cold water pipe?

Today I learned the English Monarchy has been illegitimate for over 500 years and is descended from a 15th century archer

Probably Arbys

The unidentified government worker has been re-assigned. not fired re-assigned

Cut Tibs some slack. He has difficulty understanding something that has not been blessed by the Ministry of Truth or was written by somebody who is not a member of the Inner Party

Kurt Warner was in 3 and won one. Won Super Bowl XXXIV 23-16 over the Tennessee Titans Lost Super Bowl XXXVI 20-17 to the New England Patriots* on Adam Vinitari's Field Goal as time expired Lost Super Bowl XLIII 27-23 to the Pittsburgh Steelers on Santonio Holme's crazy last minute catch as well as James Harrison's goal line interception and epic run back just before halftime

I always found Joy Reid and Joy Behar to be rather ironic names. Whenever I see them they are never joyful but are rather bitter

And it's a sh*thole. A sh*thole the Clinton's milked for all they could

If this was a planned political stunt I think it was done to test the civilian response. And skip the tin foil hats, they actually boost government signals https://www.howtogeek.com/114037/researchers-prove-tin-foil-hats-boost-receptivity-to-government-signals/

i've never heard of a Gen Joneser either. When I think of a "Jonser" I'm picturing a scraggly meth head shaking in a corner somewhere

Do you even trade up for the 3rd best prospect? Over the last 35 years the only time the "3rd best QB" wasn't a bust were Jim Kelly and Ben Roethlesberger

Better hope you don't have to phone a friend. After that statement you won't have many left around these parts

Should have made this a public poll so we know who to shun

I don't like the Jaguars but I don't hate them. I despise the Patriots* Go Jags!

I grew up in Erie, PA which is close to Pittsburgh, Buffalo, and Cleveland. So I'm also a Steelers fan and have a bit of a soft spot for the Brownies. Also a fan of the Packers because I see similarities between a place like Green Bay and my hometown of Erie. Teams I hate are the Patriots, obviously. Dallas can suck a big fat one too. The only time I would root for Dallas is if they played New England. Also a hater of the Ravens, there's the Steeler rivalry and how that franchise shat on Cleveland. My opinion of the Redskins has changed over time. I used to hate them over that Super Bowl loss. Then the SJW snowflakes started crying about the name but the Redskins franchise has been one of the few organizations with the cojones to stand up to the Political Correctness Gestapo.

http://thehill.com/opinion/white-house/367972-the-link-between-obamas-departure-and-your-increasing-wealth

As long as he doesn't share that old man smell

Happy Birthday Gugs. I'll raise a glass to you during my traditional January 15th meal of fried chicken, watermelon, and grape pop