Week 1 @Ravens Loss, 0-1 Quaff, oh quaff this kind nepenthe and forget this lost season opener
Week 2 Chargers Win, 1-1 Cry me a River Phillip
Week 3 @Vikings Loss 1-2 Lets all pretend the Bills had a shot at signing Cousins
Week 4 @Packers Loss 1-3 Aw Fudge, Packers went deep!
Week 5 Titans Win, 2-3 Another Mularkey jilted Ex
Week 6 @Texans Loss, 2-4 Remind me, why didn't the Bills draft Watson?
Week 7 @Colts Win, 3-4 Luck is not in the air
Week 8 Patriots Loss, 3-5 Keep dreaming
Week 9 Bears Win, 4-5 The FOX fifth stringers are among the few in America to watch this game
Week 10 @Jets Win, 5-5 I nodded off just thinking about this game
Week 12 Jaguars Loss, 5-6 Bills make Blake Bortles look somewhat competent
Week 13 @Dolphins Win, 6-6 If you thought Trubisky looked bad, get a load of Tallywhacker
Week 14 Jets Win, 7-6 Sorry, I must have dozed off again
Week 15 Lions Win, 8-6 The 2018 Bills guarantee a minimum of mediocrity.
Week 16 @Patriots Loss, 8-7 Yeah, right
Week 17 Dolphins Win, 9-7 Back to back winning seasons but not back to back playoff berths