Dr. Fong

That was Chad Ochocinco. Chad Johnson has a bit of a problem controlling himself.

That's certainly the Travis Henry method.

You're operating with very outmoded thinking. What could the Chinese gain by invading? That's 19th Century stuff. These days it's all economic warfare. Why spend the money to invade when you can simply buy everything in the country worth owning.

I really don't get how these guys burn through money like they do.

In a 4 team league that's not exactly a huge honor.

We have a few slots left for an auction league 10 team. $25 buy in and a live auction at The Buffalo Wild Wings at Greenbrier on August 25th at 1pm. PM me if you're interested.

One of the cheerleaders got a brand new Miata in my senior year. Some of my football teammates and I were milling about before practice near where she had parked it. One of the big linemen said "I bet we could pick that thing up." So of course we went over there and tried it out. Not only could we pick it up, we could do it pretty easily. So we decided to move it. We moved it all the way to the other side of the building where she couldn't see it from where she had parked. So later in the day after practice came the big moment when she went to go get in her nice brand new car and it was nowhere to be found. She got this panicked look in her eyes and started to cry like I couldn't believe. Immediately we all felt terrible and told her what we had done. We felt bad for making her cry, but still laugh about it when we see each other.

I'm most like a British sailor. I'm surprised he doesn't sink the boat.

That's all it was? Nothing to see here folks, we've been had.

I've heard of worse ways to go.

One thing is certain, Ralph Wilson is going to die. As Bills fans I think we need to get past the fear of what comes next. Buffalo has a lot to offer an NFL team. Hopefully the new owners see it that way. But we can't wish Wilson to immortality.

What else are you going to base a pre-season power ranking on? I know we all have our fingers crossed that the Bills' off season moves have made them a contender, but I don't blame outsiders for being skeptical.

How many games have the Bills won so far this year? The best way to get respect is to take it by winning.

Is this the same New Jersey Jets that beat the Bills twice last year?

22 years ago, man I've never felt so old.

Rice is the way I'd go. Unless your league is heavily weighted to QB don't draft a QB. You can get a good QB later in the draft.

I'm willing to give them a Mulligan. The two drafts since have been solid.

But what if it was an OSU yarmulke?

He's not honoring OSU, he's honoring your colleague's husband. What a giant douche.

Versatility is what you're missing. The guy can be the 3rd QB and contribute at WR and special teams.

Maybe they left him off because they went to the printers before he re-signed his contract and they wanted to avoid having him on the tix in case he was a holdout. Who knows though.

What kind of cretin goes to McDonalds while in France? I'm convinced he was up to something untoward.

I guess he was sick of looking at his wife's feet.

That's my plan as well. I would rather be in Buffalo than in whatever city the Super Bowl is in. If they lose (God forbid) I'm surrounded by people that are feeling as miserable as I am. If they win I'll be there for the most epic moment in Buffalo sports history.

With a nickname like Red Hulk I was expecting something like this on the hood. http://i.imgur.com/ZQXzg.jpg