That's No Moon

If Allen isn't a threat to run it's just a regular old draw play and it's a lot easier to defend

No, no. The running the ball isn't the issue. Running the ball was helpful and effective. It's his obsession with shotgun that is the problem.

Can we please bludgeon out this game with Murray? Please?

Except the runs, which worked.

They've been having 4+ yards a clip on the ground all night. You can win a lot doing that but you need to have the will to do it

Yeah, because that was a coordinated play.

Physically, mentally, existentially. Yes.

Lol. That's hilarious. Cue the 5 wides.

He's playing Madden. Except he sucks at Madden.

Run blocking has been good, but we don't do that.

I'm going to say it again. Miller needs to sit down until he's healthy. If this IS him healthy, he's cooked.

It's both. You're not firing Allen so guess who gots ta go.

Dorsey needs to be fired. Now. Even when the team is scoring points the offense is disjointed. The entire world can see that they are more effective under center right now. Nope, don't do it. Let's just wait for Josh to do a thing.

Perry Tuttle, Booker Moore, and Walt Patulski have entered the chat. JD Williams is lurking.

I just hope everyone has fun.

Clearly you're new here.

So help me Christ if I buy a ticket and someone is trying to wedge in a horse next to me. Dealt with it on an airplane once and it was ridiculous.

Not be surprised

It's actually a problem if you forget that the rating changes because they haven't re-rated a lot of old movies. Some movies you've seen so much on TV and they are rated "PG" that you forget what's actually in them in the unmodified form. Spaceballs for example. Not terrible, not appropriate though.

No. No he isn't. He never was and certainly not now.

G, PG, and R used to mean COMPLETELY different things. Blazing Saddles was PG.

"You don't play with the toys you have! I'm not buying you any more!"

This is weak. Both TEs aren't helping Brown on any play and it's rare that one of them is doing more than chip. That's normal TE behavior and it doesn't preclude them from running routes more elaborate than standing still by the sideline 3 yards up field. Just spitballing, if you're having trouble containing the left DE and you are often using a TE to help, a TE screen is a viable option that takes advantage of your players' athletic ability and also serves to slow down future pass rush. We don't do that.

I think that's kind of the point. Detroit has a clue how to use their TE. We don't know how to use Knox, and then we spent a first round pick to add another TE to dump the ball to in the flat. It's tremendously terrible resource management to spend the money they spend on Knox and then the draft choice they spent in Kincaid to use them in a way that could be accomplished by much cheaper players.

Well this sort of internal turmoil bodes well. What did these two do to upset Lord Terrence?