That's No Moon

I'm sorry, did I not point out the time stamp in question? I acknowledged he was open.

The endzone camera shows it better and they showed it during the broadcast but I don't have it at hand so I'll use what you provided. He comes into frame during 2:21 when he's at the 30 yard line and he's already looking back for the ball. He misses the ball at the 9. That's 21 yards in the video we have here and, like I said, he was already looking back at the 30.

Yes, I saw the first one that was well out of bounds. I also saw the second one where Foster was watching the ball for 25 yards and I also saw the 3rd one where he gave up on the play and stopped running. He got open on deep routes a couple times, no plays made. 1 on the QB. 1 clearly on Foster. One split roughly 50/50. Then there were the other targets, one where he either ran the wrong route or Allen missed him by 3 yards, 1 50/50 ball where he allowed the DB to undercut him, and one he flat out dropped. He needs to make plays on Friday. A lot of them. It wouldn't hurt if he made a special teams tackle or 3 either.

Yeah, but he's a WR and they're all a little off. I think we need a WR/DB version of the Hot/Crazy Matrix Looking ultimately for something above an 8 talented and between 5 and 7 crazy.

There have been plenty of guys who threw beautiful passes who could be totally knocked off their game by pressure or a couple negative results. I think of a guy like Jeff George. Beautiful passes, velocity, tight spiral, could do everything you want a QB to do, had a pretty long relatively successful career. Let a WR drop a ball or knock him around with your DL a couple times and see what would happen.

Shoulder, knee, hands, sanity, sobriety....

In fact, most people would call that falling off a mountain if they did it.

I picture that as a winter version of the Mad Max movies.

Negative 2. Start the regular season in the 3rd week of August

Oh sweet Christ yes. Let's not open up that bag of fun.

Accuracy issues cannot be corrected at the NFL level.

I have two guns, one for each of you.

Relatively minor thing, but I was impressed by the way he was able to get the team in and out of the huddle. They were consistently lined up at least 5 seconds quicker than when McCarron was in and that really makes a difference when you are trying to run a lot of motion, etc. Rookies aren't usually very good at that and it didn't seem to be an issue - even with the dregs of the roster around him.

They also had about 13k more seats to sell than they do now. That team sold 67k tickets with no trouble whatsoever. They sold 75k with little trouble. It was the last 5k tickets that were hard when the weather was particularly bad. For as awful as this team has been, for as long as it has been that way, the attendance has been remarkable. Quite honestly, through the history of the franchise the Bills have generally been terrible with brief periods of excellence sprinkled in.

http://www.cc.com/video-clips/qaiv08/stand-up-degenerate-gambler Dunno why that didnt post the video but whatever. It's Artie Lange talking about essentially this exact topic.

If Jack Nicholson beats on a sedan with a 9 iron but isn't wearing gloves does that confirm your theory?

What if he got caught night putting?

Spinal Tap - Smell the Glove. If you asked how much more black this could be the answer is none, none more black.

If I can get a couple desserts in him can you throw in a couple hats for the kids?

We dance.

That seems like more of a Russ brandon move

Just because it is mixed up with all the other things, we would not dream of giving you less than a full helping.

I eat plenty of unhealthy food too, my objection to "the plate" is purely based on my dislike for its components, compounded by the "presentation"

If you eat 2 and I eat 0 we each, on average, ate 1 and both of us are happy.

Mr. Food reference aside, I think that's still a no. Even if they put the oeuf de caille on top.