That's No Moon

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See, here's the thing, it DOESN'T jive with the original deleted thread that said it took 4 deputies to get him on the ground. It's a little off that such a bizarre story would come out to be correct with such a key detail being incorrect.

And they are this close to calling it the on-air circle jerk that it is.

You could say the same thing for the last 15+ years and you'll be able to say it next year as well.

Indeed. Class of 95. To respond to the post, if you can't even go to a bar without being challenged to a fight it's because you're acting like an !@#$ in the bar. Inability to recognize that one is acting like an !@#$ in a bar is the calling card of !@#$s in bars. Yeah, but this is no longer 1983 and the cameras aren't going away. If Jim Kelly played now and acted the way he did then he would flame out tremendously as would many athletes from that, and previous eras. Mickey Mantle, for example, wouldn't be the folk hero he is if he played today. He'd be Josh Hamilton.

Rode my bike to the Ames on Grand Island Blvd. many a time as a child, it was next to Fay's Drug Store across the plaza from Video Factory. I remember getting a copy of "Hardball II" for my PC for $10 because it was mismarked. Fun game and you could make your own team which was unusual for the time, the problem was the player attributes were derived from the stats the player had already achieved so if you created a brand-new team with no stats at all you had a team of guys who could barely get the ball out of the infield. I'm sure I had many many things from that Ames as it was the only pseudo department store on the Island. Trapper Keepers, hats and gloves, baseball cards, etc. I do distinctly remember going to Mesmer's Dairy to buy Garbage Pail Kids though. Ames didn't have them. :-)

Death Nugget

Stephon Gilmore. He got paid AND got to a team that will win. Most improved by far.

fixed

Also, if Dwight had any ball sack whatsoever he shoots Negan during the confusion. I mean seriously, you're standing three feet from the guy essentially all the time. Shots break out, oops, I missed.

I think it's exactly the sort of thing the Bills would do to distract the fanbase from the ****ty product they keep trotting out. It happened in 1984. They did it because Joe Ferguson, who was color blind, was having trouble distinguishing helmets within the division. http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/06/23/the-story-behind-the-bills-red-helmets/

All of you who wrote the the equipment manager has nothing to do with on-field performance can go ahead and redact every single comment you ever made about the Patriots and deflated footballs. What all of these people have in common is that they are voices in the room and you want all the voices in the room to be in agreement with one another. When did we get so successful that anybody on that team should expect job security in a regime change? The Bills have found ways to screw up nearly every aspect of professional football. Win some games, stop being a PR circus, have a general clue of what you are doing, then you can throw some job security around.

You can't shine ****.

One other interesting proposal I saw was to make any action designed to conserve time illegal in the last 2 minutes. I'm sure they don't mean this, but isn't spiking the ball to kill the clock intended (and fairly obviously so) to conserve time?

Why should they pay big for one? They've done fine with guys everyone else has thrown away.

Yeah I tend not to hate most of you in March. Good people. God help us if there's a QB battle in camp though. It turns into something very special around here. A place where brain cells must be checked at the door. A place where the most asinine takes will be defended to the hilt at least a dozen times before breakfast. A place where life, sports, politics and history all blend together into a mishmash of the most moronic dreck known to man.

That's probably a good plan. We should really throw some user bios in the BBMB orientation thread. Maybe a primer for some of the old old old references that get thrown around here like Rosening the board, Belinda, never clicking on links before hovering over them first looking for Peter Pan pictures. You know, the classics. *Note - my apologies if that stuff is there. I didn't read the n00b thread. Nor will I likely read your snarky reply. There, I said it. Dude, your check bounced. Send cash and the healing can begin.

Big Burly Man Boobs?

Why's it gotta be black mold?? Is see how it is.

Yes, yes the season of discontent is at hand!

A Bills message board that doesn't allow flaming of the team and its management is pretty pointless isn't it? It's not like there much else to DO other than B word about their ineptitude. Without the bitching and flaming you either have same insane level of fanboy behavior that is unacceptable in anyone over 10 years old or flat out apathy.

Frankly I don't know that physical tools really matter all that much. You need a guy that has "enough" arm, throws accurately but, by far most importantly, can anticipate and get the ball out to the correct place ON TIME. I guess if I had to rate physical tools I'd put footwork ahead of arm strength because that's one of the biggest factors in consistent accuracy. Next on the list I'd put quick release. If a guy can get it out quickly it's harder for the defense to react and it's very hard to hit him as a defense with the modern rules. Put those two physical traits together consistently accurate thrower and quick release, along with someone who can see the game and anticipate the play you just built most of Tom Brady. Find me THAT guy. I couldn't care less if his ball has a vapor trail or he can run a 4.4

If your dead relative was as much of a chronic !@#$up as this franchise is they'd deserve to be laughed at too.

Overdorf and Brandon want him gone? Then I could not be more all in for him to stay. Those two boobs shouldn't be given ANY input into football decisions. Overdorf counts beans and Brandon is a marketing guy. OF COURSE the bean counter wants to shed the salary and OF COURSE the marketing guy wants to draft a QB in round 1. I cannot believe we are still talking about these people. We've been complaining about Overdorf's shadow hand for more than 20 yeas now.

hell yes.