That's No Moon

You date the sportscar, you marry the Camry (or a Lexus if you're really doing it well) In case you were curious, yes it does appear to be a single wide out in the woods.

Lots of hopes and prayers on this board today.

I see them as about the same as they were. Bosa and Miller are a wash. Is Ogunjobi better than another DT, maybe but he's still not the anchor they have lacked inside. What is Hoecht on this team? Pass rushing DE? How many snaps is he going to see? How will they use him? Bosa is clearly marked for passing downs and they just paid Groot a lot of money so he should be in those too. Oliver isn't coming off the field so is the plan to slide Groot inside in those situations? Is Palmer an upgrade over what they got from Amari Cooper? Maybe. For a guy who is open a lot he doesn't seem to have much production which is odd given that he's coming from a team with a good QB. He doesn't bring speed to the WR room and he's also not been healthy.

He will fit right in.

I'm saying he was hurt once and still outperformed the other guy 2 to 1 over the same recent period of time. The other guy has been hurt lots of times.

He had a rib injury at the end of that season.

Leonard Floyd has 28 sacks the last 3 years. Bosa had 14.

Full disclosure I don't care for most of the defense or the way it's structured so I'm not likely to be excited about much that they do on defense. The DTs and LBs will always be too small, the DBs will be too slow, nobody tackles very well.

Does it help that I don't care for Bernard either?

You don't sign Bosa to trade Epenesa. You need someone to play the 7 or 8 games Bosa will miss.

When have they ever? Clearly they don't see the need and are ok with being relatively small on the inside.

I thought I smelled asparagus this morning.

When's the last time he was healthy? I'm pretty sure the game was broadcast in black and white.

Nope. That's a waste of 12 million for a guy you absolutely cannot count on being available.

Did we start the clean urine donations yet?

I'll take some cheap Miles Sanders action.

Follow the money.

Was he sitting next to George Siefert? Were they discussing their dinner reservations at Tempo?

As they should. Without his schtick he's JAG.

What did Mitch Marner do to you?

That is your prerogative.

Well that's good because he's barely a backup QB

What on Earth has he done to justify that amount of money?

Strange that wanting to go to a contender and weather are both listed. You either want to win or you don't. Weather be damned.

Cozens is softer than baby poo. They can enjoy him. To clarify, Lord Terrance and his minions have ruined this sport for me so I frankly don't care and the most interest I have is as a heckler and for the disaster porn of it. I flipped a game on out of boredom a week or two back and the Missus (whose only knowledge of hockey comes from watching pee wee hockey) looks up and says "My God their defense is terrible." Even she can see the positioning garbage and half assed effort. What hope do they have? That Samuelson wears a letter is a complete joke. That Cozens also wore one is just sad.