That's No Moon

Righting one of the greater wrongs in Bills history. Not only was Ralph cheap, he was spiteful. Cookie and Lou are both up now.

Is it stealing if they just give it to you?

That's the most torturous thing about this team/site/group of morons?

40s for everyone.

Go back and reread the thread except put a snarky, sarcastic, tone on all the posts praising Moore, Gase and the Dolphins. It's a fun read. Dilly dilly!

Seems to be a theme...

Perry Tuttle

26-0 Ravens...

He's still under contract even though he's not being paid game checks. The only thing he can do to force the Bills to release him is to show up for work. Then if the Bills don't want him there they have to release him. So long as he is "retired" he stays on the reserve/retired list right alongside Dri Archer. As of right now Boldin is only retired verbally. If he's looking for a trade that means he didn't file any paperwork with the league.

It's still very early people. Let's not start patting ourselves on the back yet.

Most players, all the announcers, half the officials, James Brown, the Energizer Bunny....

Being seen. Always a good time.

for his own good? He's killing us. Put an NFL caliber receiver on the field now. If you don't catch the ball you can't be on the field.

Have to sit him down if he's not going to catch the ball.

I love that skit.

Much. http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-game-highlights/0ap2000000122575/Webb-struggles-vs-Packers in fairness this was probably his best game.

Yep. I want to see the amazing Joe Webb show. The one who hasn't thrown a pass since 2012. I'm apparently wrong that defenses will stack the box if he's in the game and dare him to throw the ball. I'm apparently wrong that he's a complete waste of space as a QB. Show me.

He's 21st in QB cap hit this year. Behind such luminaries as Mike Glennon, Jay Cutler, and Ryan Tannehill. Pretty sure we have the cheapest starting QB who isn't still on his rookie deal. Hafta pass a test to get out of the protocol now. No telling how long that might be, it's different for every person and every injury. Remember the good old days when a guy would be out a series after "having his bell rung"?

What is the world coming to? We sign a guard that can't block and then a QB that can't throw and there are people who are PLEASED! I'm actually hoping he plays now. Really. You deserve the right to enjoy that embarrassment.

Free table in the trainer's room! Clearly I should should take a step back and marvel at your wonder. Joe Webb will dazzle us all with untold passing skills that he was secretly locking away until just this precise moment. It was all part of his dastardly master plan. 9 in the box is 9 in the box. Dolt.

Signing an emergency QB who can't play the position is stupid. Having Shady be the QB in that scenario is no different. Neither one can throw the ball, everyone would know we are running the ball every single down. He is a waste of a roster spot but hey, at least we get to pay his salary for the whole season. Glad he's a good guy and everyone likes him. It will make the losing more fun.

Joe Webb is likely the worst QB I have ever seen, including Vince Ferragamo, Bruce Mathison, Joe Dufek, Brian McClure, and Billy Joe Hobert. He can't hit the broad side of a barn.

To be fair, Sandy had one accurate spaghetti track too. Just because it's the only one doesn't make it wrong, it just makes it less likely. FYI, that's generally referred to as the Delmarva peninsula.

You know, if the Patriots were interested, they could have offered him a contract too. New England can trade us 5 #1 picks and Tom Brady. Otherwise Anquan is going to have to stay home and play Madden with Dri Archer.

Yeah the Bears line is the bees knees