That's No Moon

There have been plenty of guys who threw beautiful passes who could be totally knocked off their game by pressure or a couple negative results. I think of a guy like Jeff George. Beautiful passes, velocity, tight spiral, could do everything you want a QB to do, had a pretty long relatively successful career. Let a WR drop a ball or knock him around with your DL a couple times and see what would happen.

Shoulder, knee, hands, sanity, sobriety....

In fact, most people would call that falling off a mountain if they did it.

I picture that as a winter version of the Mad Max movies.

Negative 2. Start the regular season in the 3rd week of August

Oh sweet Christ yes. Let's not open up that bag of fun.

Accuracy issues cannot be corrected at the NFL level.

I have two guns, one for each of you.

Relatively minor thing, but I was impressed by the way he was able to get the team in and out of the huddle. They were consistently lined up at least 5 seconds quicker than when McCarron was in and that really makes a difference when you are trying to run a lot of motion, etc. Rookies aren't usually very good at that and it didn't seem to be an issue - even with the dregs of the roster around him.

They also had about 13k more seats to sell than they do now. That team sold 67k tickets with no trouble whatsoever. They sold 75k with little trouble. It was the last 5k tickets that were hard when the weather was particularly bad. For as awful as this team has been, for as long as it has been that way, the attendance has been remarkable. Quite honestly, through the history of the franchise the Bills have generally been terrible with brief periods of excellence sprinkled in.

http://www.cc.com/video-clips/qaiv08/stand-up-degenerate-gambler Dunno why that didnt post the video but whatever. It's Artie Lange talking about essentially this exact topic.

If Jack Nicholson beats on a sedan with a 9 iron but isn't wearing gloves does that confirm your theory?

What if he got caught night putting?

Spinal Tap - Smell the Glove. If you asked how much more black this could be the answer is none, none more black.

If I can get a couple desserts in him can you throw in a couple hats for the kids?

We dance.

That seems like more of a Russ brandon move

Just because it is mixed up with all the other things, we would not dream of giving you less than a full helping.

I eat plenty of unhealthy food too, my objection to "the plate" is purely based on my dislike for its components, compounded by the "presentation"

If you eat 2 and I eat 0 we each, on average, ate 1 and both of us are happy.

Mr. Food reference aside, I think that's still a no. Even if they put the oeuf de caille on top.

I realize this is blasphemy for some, but no part of that looks even remotely appetizing.

The table thing is a little embarassing, yeah.

Calling it now, Coleman doesnt make the 53.

Yeah that still bothers me sometimes. You try to think back to who was in the room when you were speaking but of course you can't remember because who tries to make note of that at the time? I still saw the professor from time to time afterward. I never brought it up. It's not the sort of thing you want to grandstand about being correct about. For the record, yes I am still allowed to fly on airplanes.