That's No Moon

I'll tell you what. If watched enough of this game for long enough and seen enough players come and go that I think I can spot a JAG when I see one and Zay Jones is a JAG. When he drops a big ball in December and costs them a game come pump his tires then. Statistics. Yup. That's the definitive answer. A guy has decent WR2 numbers in Fantasy, lets keep him. Here are some stats from 2 receivers in the same year. You tell me, based on this, which one was a better player. WR1: 57 receptions, 752 yards, 5TDs WR2: 56 receptions, 765 yards, 4TDs

Thanks, Tom. How is the house hunt going? Give my best to Gisele.

Cryotherapy is the way to go. -Antonio Brown He could roll out the set of Nuke LaLoosh cliches for the rest of time and I'd be fine with that.

He's replacement level which is why nobody will give you anything for him. He's a possession receiver that gets the yips in traffic. Super.

When those eyes see him not catching the football, yeah it's a little hard.

I've watched him play football. I'm not impressed. If not for his draft status I think he might be gone already.

Inflated or deflated? Asking for a friend.

Its the 5th Horseman of the Apocalypse. Conquest, War, Famine, Plague, and in the back riding a Donkey is Sully being optimistic about the whole thing.

In order to be eligible for pup you can't have participated in anything in tc. You have to have come into camp broken. If you get broken during camp that's an IR situation.

When i think of an evening at the Boardwalk this is what comes to mind. Where can I go to sit in traffic, pay $8/hour to park, wade through thousands of people many of whom are jackass teenagers, pay astronomical prices for anything, play rigged games to win cheap imported Chinese crap, get low quality merchandise from 47 t shirt shops that all sell the same 15 shirts, ride maintenance neglected rides with indifferent foreign staff, purchase food from a place that clearly hasn't been cleaned since the Carter Administration, battle birds for any food that I do buy, run a 50/50 chance of getting crapped on by said birds, eat whilst walking in the blazing sun through a place that smells like a combination of hot vinegar and low tide, and pray I don't get hepatitis from the bathroom? Oh, that's right! Let's go to the Boardwalk!

Why? NBA players do that in the REGULAR season. NBA teams do that in a coordinated fashion in the regular season. Schmucks still pay to see the games and if you have seasons whaddya gonna do about it? Nothing, and they know it.

I went to the fair once when I was a teenager. Not my thing. My wife forces me to take the kids to the boardwalk in Ocean City, MD a couple times a year. I'm not sure which I like less. I think the boardwalk, especially that one.

Honestly, anyone who I know for certain has made the ball club. I'll take the last 2 games to decide on my bubble players. Take full advantage of a 90 man roster and use up that cannon fodder. Sit: Allen, Barkley, McCoy, Gore, Singletary, DiMarco, Brown, Beasley, Roberts, Knox, Sweeney, Feliciano, Ford, Dawkins, Nsekhe, Morse, Hughes, Oliver, Phillips, Phillips, Loutuelei (sp), Edmunds, Milano, Lorax, Wallace, Poyer, Hyde, Johnson, Johnson, White. Exempt: Kroft (PUP) Did I miss anyone? That leaves Jackson at QB (and if it were me another camp arm) - keeping 0 Murphy, Yeldon, Perry, Wade at RB - keeping 1, maybe 2 0 FB Bolden, Easley, Foster, Jones, McCloud, McKenzie, Phillips, Sills, Williams at WR - keeping 3, possibly 4 Carter, Croom, Smith, Towbridge at TE - keeping 1, maybe 2 if Kroft stays on PUP Bates, Bodine, Long and Rhaney at C - keeping either Long or Bates Bates, Boettger, McGhin (hurt), Spain, Teller, Long at G (I'm not sold on Spain at all) - keeping 2, maybe 3 Bates, Jones, McDermott, Wesley at T - keeping 1 Acho, Murphy, Lawson, Love, Johnson, Murphy, Yarbrough at DE - keeping 3 Peko, Walton, Young - keeping 0 M. Alexander, Dodson, Joseph, Lacey, Stanford, Thompson - keeping 3? Lewis, Lewis, Munnerlyn, Pitts, Rice - keeping 1 or 2 Coleman, Marlowe, Johnson, Neal, Wallace keeping 2 Hauschka, McLaughlin both at K - if Slye comes free on cut day I want him. I want him to the degree that I might trade Carolina a little something for him just to keep him away from Chicago. Keeping 1 Boroquez and Carter though I want this dealt with soon - keeping 1 Ferguson snapping - keeping 1 I think that works out to around 53 on the final roster depending on how many of each position they take.

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I didn't put him there because I'm pretty sure he wasn't signed until after both Nixon and Kush tore their knees up.

Mario Clark, Charlie Romes, Jeff Nixon, Steve Freeman and Rod Kush were pretty good....

Caption: "Don't touch my laptop."

He's going to be on the field week 1 and kicking 16 kinds of ass.

I honestly wonder how much of this is for show just to generate some clicks and interest. There is ZERO chance that AB walks away from the money. There is ZERO chance that the Raiders release him. There is ZERO chance the NFL allows his helmet. This can only end one way. Next up we will be treated to the prodigal son's return.

Ryan Nassib is available. Hell, EJ Manuel is better than Tyree

I don't know that Tyree gets picked up in the XFL.

Drafting players from your own team with money on the line is like mixing church and state. It's just not advisable.

Front butt. Or Vagomach Why don't you just make 10 louder? ?

Beasley is going to be a steal in a PPR league

Let's focus on the important questions raised by tonight's game. Such as how do we acquire Caroline Cann and is she the missing piece the Bills need to push them over the top?