That's No Moon

I think Russ would autograph his balls for you right now if you asked him to. Maybe even if you didn't ask him to.

He was terrible, but without looking I'll bet he had more 80+ yard TDs than any other Bills TD.

No, but I don't know that the game would have gotten as out of hand as quickly if Schroeder didn't have to throw that much. We gave up 100 yards to OJ Anderson the week after, it's not inconceivable to wonder of we would have struggled to stop Bo Jackson.

I think you can assume that more than one team asked him that question though.

I was there too. In retrospect, I think it would have been a different game had Bo Jackson's career not ended the week before.

Everytime someone says McKittrick I think of this.

Any other former Cardinal receivers available? Larry Fitzgerald? Ricky Proehl? Roy Green??

Yeah, nobody respects the PR man until you have Chris Watson back there.

pretty sure it would only require brads.

It was 51-3 though. ?

He ticks a lot of the common boxes.

My grandfather died of pancreatic cancer in his 80's. It sucked.

At what he cost, that's totally fine. It's not the worst thing in the world to have more than one guy at a position that can play.

You know, this is a silly thing, but imagine the match ups you could force with McCoy and Bell on the field at the same time. Can't put a LB on either one in coverage, almost forces the other team into nickel despite having 2 solid RBs on the field.

Never, ever, EVER, step on the lines when entering or exiting a baseball diamond.

The law says reasonable doubt, not no doubt. Does a reasonable person believe that load of malarkey?

like, in the biblical sense?

I'm fine with that so long as I can hold it aloft like Excalibur then play some mean air guitar. this would also be epic to watch and would certainly generate social media clicks. To appeal to the video game kids I'd be willing to go so far as to aggressively tea bag the streaker after I speared him to the turf. I'd be awesome at this job. They actually need 2 mascots. Billy for the kids and his angry drunk uncle, Willy.

Are you kidding? This fool SCREAMS to be in the XFL.

Reading, it's fundamental. I sit corrected. Snark retracted.

Athletes and CEOs, the only two jobs where you can be paid millions of dollars to leave after failing horribly at your job.

I guess the other part of it is I don't see him as a bigger name than Kraft.

Exactly, his preferred flavor is distinctly Eastern European. Also he already has a planned trip to Vietnam where he will be bent over by some Asians.

I intentionally didn't go there, but if it's a politician it's not a city councilman or a state senator. I imagine Mr. Jovi doesn't need to pay for that service as he could have walked into the bww next door and had half a dozen housewives fighting for the privilege.