That's No Moon

What exactly are the myriad of options here? Punt and get paid or not punt and not get paid. Is there another complicating factor I'm missing? I guess maybe other teams with punters could be vying for his services? Or at least his representation wants it to seem that way so the Bills don't get silly with the hometown discount angle. I grew up on Grand Island too, you'd have to pay me more to go back. Especially in the winter.

and a one-ah and a two-ah... I was probably 10 years old when that was on in syndication. Not quite ready for the ladies who also would have been older than my parents at that point IRL. LOL

Thankfully my knowledge of HeeHaw is limited to flipping through the dial and maybe the ending credits while I waited for the next show to come on.

HeeHaw doesn't get in your head. It gets in your soul.

Christian Wade

But was if they trade for JDM?

Agreed.

Peyronie's Disease. Explains the limp, his weight is off balance.

I agree entirely, but there are other guys. No guarantee it will be Kern

How pissed will the board be when they sign palardy instead?

It's not a pulled hamstring, I don't think they'd stretch him out like that immediately after the injury. If I had to guess it's lower back tightness

35. Google is a thing.

I'm glad we agree

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Opting out of the drama isn't the same thing as jumping to a conclusion.

Because I'm not interested in the circus that comes with waiting.

Because the Bills need to decide what to do. Whichever choice they make will be wrong in the eyes of many.

You have to decide which side you'd rather be wrong on. That's the side I chose.

Oh well. Then go play for someone else.

All I know about any of this is the kid will get his day in court, possibly multiple courts. If he's cleared he will get an opportunity to play with someone. If he's not then he won't. At this point it doesn't need to be Buffalo because the distraction that will happen between now and that time in the future when all of the court dates are over isn't worth it for a team with Super Bowl aspirations. The juice isn't worth the squeeze. You could tell me right now that he will be a HoF punter and that he will be 100% exonerated 12-18 months from now and it doesn't matter. This season CANNOT be derailed by a god damned punter. It's been 24 hours and I'm already tired of talking and thinking about it and I'm just a fan, I'm not in the building, I don't have to deal with the questions and the scrutiny and just the constant weight on my mind like it clearly showed McD was feeling tonight. I don't want them dealing with this every single day and that's what will happen and the public scrutiny of it will frankly be appropriate given the exceedingly long list of things football has covered up over the years from high school all the way up. They don't get the benefit of the doubt anymore because too many people burned the public for believing them, or wanting to believe them. At the end of the day I want the truth to come out, whatever that truth is. I also want my football team to be in no way connected to it.

What would be the purpose of waiting? If they've decided to cut bait then you cut bait. It's not as if they cut him tomorrow AM and then suddenly won't be able to sign a punter. On the contrary, they'll have every unemployed punter in the league banging down their door.

Yeah I don't think that's necessary either. There are plenty of warm bodies out there and there will be more after cut down. Talk Pat McAfee out of retirement. Whatever.

He did a good job of not touching it.

Smart players won't touch this with a 40 foot pole.