That's No Moon

FTR, I think those Hyundai EVs are straight out of 1986. And not in a good way.

People needs to stop calling these things "articles". This is a blog post that sources another blog post that was AI generated. It's as fact based as anything written on this board.

Especially in Minneapolis. No issues there a-tall.

Minnesota is renowned for its high quality pavement and fabulous weather conditions too. Re: the brakes, that thing has the biggest brakes ever put on a production car. 60mph to 0 in 110.5 feet. I'm gonna guess it takes a bit longer from 155mph...115-120 feet tops. 😝

Yes, but why buy a Urus specifically? You have the budget to buy anything and you buy a reskinned Audi SUV. If you're going to buy a Lambo, buy a proper Lambo not a Lambo for soccer moms.

I agree. Who the hell buys a Lamborghini Urus on purpose?

Only if they can sing.

I need these for school so badly. I'm not sure which will be more amusing. The student bathroom or the staff bathroom. I'm going to tentatively say staff for two reasons. A. Kids are gross and don't wash their hands anyway. B. The staff bathroom is inside the staff lounge so many of us will hear the inevitable meltdowns.

Roosevelt Leaks fumbled once. I met Kent Hull while buying long underwear at the Damart store in Clarence. His was for hunting. Mine was for watching him have Jim Kelly puts his hands up against his taint.

Nope. I know you're joking, but still nope. Don't bring that sort of energy into this world. If you say her name 3 times she is assigned to ruin another sporting event.

Lots of pickaxes.

Damien Covington was on his way to being great before he destroyed his knee in practice. Then a couple years later he got shot to death by people robbing a party he was at.

It is skee ball. I was having some fun suggesting that it's Ski-ball in Cheektowaga.

That's what it called in Cheektowaga

I sort of assumed he was riffing on Willis McGahee's super hot take from years ago.

They had their upper deck tarped up for a decade and had every seat in the lower deck between the 20s listed as club seats so they didn't count for blackouts in order to keep them on TV in Jacksonville. If the Bills had been like that during the drought you don't think there would have been a much stronger push to have them move?

And a Happy Canada Day to you, Sir.

First, that's not the same argument. If it were I would argue that restricting advertising has nothing to do with directly restricting access. Second, we don't catch kids with cigarettes anymore. We catch them with vapes of all varieties. Those aren't advertised either and their direct access is controlled yet kids still have it and know how to get it. My point with all of this is you aren't going to stop people from getting access to this with this basic of a regulation. Kids already know how to evade tons of stuff online and there is probably already a host of sites giving you instructions on how to evade this law. At the end of the day it lands on the doorstep of the parents. When I have a parent scream and curse in my face for taking away their kids school issued laptop because we caught them disabling our security using a very specific EIGHT step process they'd found in the internet it doesn't give me tons of faith in this sort of law actually working the way it was intended. Meanwhile nobody wants to do squat about kids making their OWN material and air dropping it out in a school bus. God forbid we take their phones.

Yup. And that "protects the children" in what way? The word protect implies taking action that will prevent harm. What Virginia has done is punishment. Punishment and protection are not the same thing. I'm not pushing back that they shouldn't be doing that. Of course they shouldn't. I'm pushing back that what Virginia has done will have any impact at all. Also, I'm against any time the government feels like it needs to step in and parent people. Do kids under 12 have to have phones? Do kids have to have unmonitored computer time? No in both cases but people can't be bothered to parent properly so it's now the government's job to do it for them. Which they do poorly as in this case.

Kids already know what a VPN is and how to use it. They've spent the last 3 years learning how to get around school-based security and web monitoring. A 6 year old in VA shot his teacher during class. Direct me to the Legislature's effort to fix that. Protect the children though. 🙄

What exactly do you expect them to say? "Nope, we bollocksed this right up. It's a complete clown show and we have no idea how it's going to work out. Stay tuned."?

"Two seconds ain't gonna do anything". Yeah let's make thrashy fish noises with your hands covered with fish stink. Good plan. The shark was already there nimrod. He saw and or smelled your boat and knew what you were doing and was waiting for you to bring a fish to him. You imitated a fish. Well done. Your buddy knew better.

Depends on what the consequences they will permit and how far they will back the teachers. We used to be able to confiscate phones in my school, then kids who had preexisting cracked screens started blaming teachers for breaking the phones and demanding the school replace it. All of a sudden we weren't allowed to take phones anymore. FTR I'm in favor of a 100 percent ban. So much of the bullying and nastiness takes place with the phones not to mention all sorts of other stuff you wouldn't even believe if I told you. Zero benefit to having them. Or you'd be making a lot more trips to the bathroom for "research".

I'm not that read into the exact contract language for that aspect, but I'd guess there is some sort of moral turpitude clause written in to give the company an out. Don't think of them as athletes tied to specific teams, think of them as celebrity endorsers of your product or business. That's the way the relationships work. if you are paying a celebrity to endorse your product and they mess up lots of companies will terminate agreements. It doesn't necessarily mean they get refunds for money already spent though.

I don't think trading Diggs is a good idea but playing devil's advocate. You run the ball more and throw to your TEs and backs a lot more.