I say this without any reservations: You're an idiot.
I know you're a prison guard. I know you babysit adult criminals for a living. I also know you like to lump yourself in with police; saying you're "law enforcement", it's pretty pathetic. But don't be too down, mall cops do the same thing. You've got a badge too!
Are you unable to grasp the concept of why it's hilarious that you're so mad 14 was calling out people with piddly jobs, while you're on an Internet forum insulting people about their piddly jobs?!?!? Lmao.
You're obsession with Sammy is hilarious.
I'm glad you know who I am now. An uneducated burger flipper who has "no idea about anything". Not only are you a good detective Sargent Rags, but you're eloquent too.
Sammy Watkins is a good football player and I hope he is able to come back healthy and succeed. I hope he can tolerate the pain. If not....that's ok. It's just a game and he's a nice enough kid. It doesn't have to be some extreme derogatory tirade from you every day....but you're a loser. You have to be right. You can't just express concerns about a players shortcomings as a Football player, but have to attack them as a person. I pity you. If only you were smarter, tougher, stronger, faster, bigger you'd be in the NFL too. You'd play through every injury. You're not a "kitty boo boo"; you're the man. Pathetic. Seriously. But I guess you'll just keep guarding prisons for now. Thank you for your service sir!!
IMO