Blokestradamus

For the love of God, don't show Mead.

I'd love to refute all the stereotypes but I'm the reason they exist

Bit harsh on the people of Buffalo......

My brother.

New job has been keeping me busy. Got to save up all those pennies, going back to college soon.

I half-expected to see Gaines on this. Definitely screams your type of player. Kind of guy that brings his fists to a knife fight (and wins).

Breaking News: John overtly supports Bills player. In other news, water is wet, the sky is blue.

Browns OL Chris Hubbard Obligatory fat guy with massive burger

After he gets cut next week, he can always apply to Space Force.

Taylor Swift, Nicki Minaj, Ariana Grande. Hell, I'm even an occasional sucker for Iggy Azalea.

That's why you bury them. Don't keep them in your bedroom. What is this, amateur hour?

I keep telling you. Rodgers goes down Week 1 and Kizer takes the Pack to the Super Bowl

Our top 4 receivers this year might well be fat and slow Kelvin, 2 route Corey Coleman, 'Fighting naked for Jesus' and Jeremy 'Ghosts made me fail a drug test' Kerley. Fun times

I just want to let the selection committee know that if/when I win this award, I won't be attending the ceremony in my honour. #IStandWithTO

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Riley Ferguson's. Duh.

I'm working the late shift on Wednesday so I'll miss the match. Can't even keep my phone on me for updates or I'll get sacked. I've backed Croatia to win from the start so I'll stick with my prediction. To be perfectly honest, I think I need England to lose for my own sanity. The coverage of this is wall-to-wall and I'm getting a litle sick of it

And bring back Garrison Sanborn, damn it!!!

TdF is broadcast on Eurosport over here. They have Jonathan Harris-Bass on their crew, who tweets out a recipe of the day type of thing based on the location of the stage. I'm not the gourmet cooking type but some might find him interesting - @Jono_HB

For all of Lance's faults, he was the inspiration of my favourite comment in newspaper history.

World Cup fever is sweeping the nation. Sales of waistcoats are skyrocketing because of Gareth Southgate. Belief is at an all-time high. I reckon we'll lose 2-1.

Average?!!! She's the main reason that I spent my teenage years with a constant wrist injury.

They really could've ended the game with 7-8 men, just from dissent alone. Add in the headbutt, the scuffing of the penalty spot, the diving; it was a shitshow to watch. More disappointing was the fact that when they got the ball down and stopped with the MMA tactics, they swept us off the pitch in extra time. We managed to win a game that ordinarily we'd have lost. We did it while not playing that well either. Sweden might look to stifle as well, we might have another 120 minutes on Saturday.

I've been on the verge of putting a bet on Croatia to win for a week or so. They've been mighty impressive.

Former Cincinnati Bearcats QB Munchie Legaux is close to my heart. Much better than his given name of Benton.