Blokestradamus

I said take a look at my stance, not lose my mind entirely

If $6m a year gets you Nick Boyle, I might have to take another look at my stance against 1st round tight ends. Crazy money for his production and a two-time PED user.

How do we feel about Anthony Ratliff-Williams from UNC? He's obviously not quite at the same developmental stage as his peers but I think he's shown enough that I'd give him a couple of years to develop in the NFL as long as he can be useful on ST as a returner and a gunner. I love the fact that he plays like he's 6'5" and can impose himself on a DB. Already a very solid blocker. He lacks a little bit of seasoning with his route running and he can be a bit of a body catcher but he's really only been playing WR for a couple of years. He might be someone worth a little bit of patience to see if he can evolve into a legit NFL #2.

Is this the thread to announce that I've bulked up to 250 pounds and sorted out my passport? Creative, indeed.

Ford's closest athletic comparison makes me weep. https://www.mockdraftable.com/player/cody-ford

I think Brown and his $70m career earnings can handle a mid-level deal.

I remember the last time we did the whole "comparison to Quintorris" thing with Sammy. That went well

I've been growing my hair out for a couple of years and I've developed something of a natural mullet. I guess it's why I have such an affinity for the look. Nothing wrong with business in the front and party in the back, you grumpy old man

That's way less condescending than I was going to be. Where can I subscribe to your translation service?

I moved from Sale when I was about 11-12. I know we start early round here but I didn't have the game at that age

I grew up in Sale and I'm fairly sure that she's not even the best looking 50 year old in the M33 post code. I'm trying to figure out if I knew her daughter.

The other side of the Industrial Revolution rivalry.

Nothing wrong with being a Fulham fan

I'm subscribed to International Sports Agency (ISA) on Youtube. They put up some footage of one of their clients, a punter from Arkansas Pine-Bluff (home of Terron Armstead of the Saints) called Jamie Gillan. He's also known as the "Scottish Hammer". I've got to admit that he's intriguing. A lefty with a big old leg. Pretty well built dude, former rugby player that actually has an athletic profile to run fakes. He also rocks a mullet so I'm absolutely in favour of bringing him in as a UDFA.

Okay. When I woke up, I did not expect to see Kerry Katona in a thread

I need to know the one guy that voted for Rex. I just wanna talk, honest.....

Okay EII, riddle me this. Why did @Gugny call me a scouser yesterday?

As one of the ground floor O'Leary #haters, I think I'd remember that. Obviously never saw it

O'Leary was 6'3", 252 but had those zero-percentile T-Rex arms. (I do still have his Mockdraftable web on my phone for ***** and giggles)

I said the same thing about Joe Williams 2 years ago. Never again.

Inside zone & outside zone. Sometimes I forget that I talk a completely different language to most.

One of these days, we've got to come up with a definition of Process-y

I took a look at his game vs PSU last season after seeing this. One game is a horrendous sample size but he doesn't seem like my type of RB. Feet seem to stop on contact quite a bit, looks very much like he'd be a pure IZ/OZ guy. His hands look really natural though and his pass pro isn't far off. Just needs to stop dropping his head into contact, had a few chances to light guys up and didn't take them. Blokes likes his RB's mean.

If Zay ends up being surpassed to the point of being the 4th or even 5th best option at WR, he's done. Most depth WR's play on teams and Zay has played 6 ST snaps over the last 2 seasons.

It's like looking in a fat, sweaty mirror. He's gorgeous.