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No, he said top four. We’ll pick teams tomorrow. I’ll take his four. You take your four. Well ask any GM in football if they want Allen, Mahomes, Jackson and Burrow or any four you name. You’re pointing to three, four, or six week stretches where this guy struggled or that guy struggled. That’s an obvious truism that doesn’t address, let alone negate, his point. ”Tom Brady is the greatest. Wait, Eli Manning beat him in a Super Bowl.”

Jackson was not terrible when Allen beat him. Mahomes was not terrible when Allen beat him. Burrow was playing when Allen beat him. I”d listen to Stafford. But, I’m a biased “pro Stafford” guy. This, by the way, is classic internet self gratification. Someone says “the following took place” with historical significance. Others line up and say “well, yes, but he farted in high school and one of his shirt buttons was untucked.” Allen beat Jackson, Mahomes and Burrow. I don’t care if Burrow’s babysitter wouldn’t let him watch South Park when he was eleven years old. Point out your trees. I’ll enjoy the forest.

I’d listen to a Drake Maye argument. Who else do you have in mind?

Kelly came oh, so close, on more than a few occasions. The closest he ever came was 1990, when he beat Marino twice and Elway once — but Warren Moon beat him 27–24 on Monday Night Football in Week 12 that same year. A field goal away. Overall, he had a winning record against each.

So, you’re saying I got a chance?

Oh, boy. I confess to the usual American lack of understanding of football (see what I did, there?). I do live in Tampa, and have a familiarity with the Glazers, however. I will trust your judgment. Who shall I root for?

I would then post using “interesting observation” language and avoid the “Look at who …” exposé language with triple exclamation points.

We’re Bills fans, loved and respected world wide. They’re Patriots fans, loathed and despised world wide.

I think if he typed like you did in this post, they’d have pulled him. I jest, I jest. I’ve phone botched, too!

I got the original joke. I liked the original joke. This use of “trope” and “irony” is spectacular.

The bandwagon, empty for so many years, is picking up passengers.

How can you hold NFL post game interviewers and not mic the reporters? I’d call this amateur hour, but it doesn’t rise to that level of excellence.

i think I’m there. Bruce, Thurman and Josh are the top three in my mind. Josh, if i’m picking one.

Ostroski just called Allen an “Apex Predator.”. That … is awesome.

I was a bloomer. You had the post of the game with your prediction, er spoiler!