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He slept with an underage girl, and they shared any number of diseases. Moorman is the last MVP punter this team has ever needed.

Brandon Beane to every player that gets cut before the regular season - What did you expect? "Welcome, Sonny"? "Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter"? You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of Western New York. You know...morons.

*Whose We didn't all go to JFK, you know.

Is this accidentally brilliant or just plain brilliant?

So no more sharing this?

You're not gonna believe this...

We got rid of unnecessary U's in words like "unsavory" when we won the revolution.

They obviously never intended this, but since the mid-90s, it has been so much more gratifying to watch OJ get seriously injured.

Meth, I think. Tennessee, after all.

You are one interesting cat.

Great minds think alike.

Found not guilty beyond a reasonable doubt in a criminal court. Found liable in civil court.

I've heard of that DNA theory, but come on. We won't re-litigate this here. It should have been an open and shut case.

Don't forget about Ron Goldman, one of the unluckiest men to ever live.