Artful Dodger

I was afraid to watch, because what if I liked the movie? I'd have to ask some tough questions about myself and would have about 20 years of Hallmark movies to catch up on.

Yes. Has no one noticed that Bills' offense is most effective when it's running the two-minute drill, and presumably Brady doesn't have time to send in plays?

Hopefully the movie will have some good suggestions for resolving the problems with the Bills' passing offense.

You say that as if it's a bad thing...

There's a very good chance that the Chiefs won't make the playoffs this year.

How about letting Allen call his own plays much as Kelly did back in the day? The only time the Bills offense seems very productive is when it goes into hurry up mode at the end of games when the Bills need to make up some points. Maybe that's because in hurry up mode, Brady doesn't have time to call in ridiculous plays like tight end sweeps on third and one. If we're frustrated as fans, and even Jim Kelly is pissed off, one can only imagine how frustrated Allen must be at this point.

But did the Bills have any more wide receiver talent last year than they do this year? They lost the guy who liked to play in bare feet and eat with his hands and picked up a couple of JAG's, but other than that, it's pretty much the same.

Yes, this is all part of the brilliant plan detailed in another thread to secretly create an elite offense. 🫤

And, interestingly, both Biden and Trump made the same mistake. They pretended they had a mandate when in fact it was a rejection of the previous president's policies. Trump is not prone to self-reflection and won't change, but if the Congressional Republicans don't want to get massacred in the midterms next November, they need to assert themselves and push back against Trump's less popular policies, such as his seemingly endless random and arbitrary tariffs.

Absolutely, until the playoffs. Then all bets are off.

Done.

The amount of post-election self-reflection by the Republicans after tonight will probably be about equal to the amount of post-election self-reflection by the Democrats after 2024.

I live in Northern Virginia which is full of angry progressives, some of whom have been furloughed as a result of the government shutdown. They're an angry bunch, but how far off the rails do you have to go to vote for this guy? I guess it's open season on Republicans in Virginia now. I wonder if Jones will even bother to prosecute the assailants.

I'm pretty old so I didn't enjoy the video, but I did learn that there are a lot of parking spots in Tampa.

Yes, his elevated total TD numbers are a bit misleading because so many of them are run-ins from the one-yard line. It would be much more impressive if he was throwing 50 touchdowns per year which, as talented as he is, he might be able to do if he had the receivers and a proper offensive scheme and an offensive coordinator who knew how to best utilize his talents.