Captain_Quint

Pats, but do Johns Roast Pork instead.

"Sean, can you give the delivery guy your credit card info? Overdorf cut mine up."

Well, he wasnt privy, but he probably had an inkling.

This is the truth. Andy "Big Love" Reid is good until it counts. Then he blows the game, and his son gets hooked on heroin. Crunch time isnt his thing, and coincidentially, neither are crunches.

The picture could have been smaller. Kind of a spectacle, and of course it happened during the Bills pick. "Here, carry this goofy wall hanging down those steps and be real loud. The Bills pick next."

Reid doesnt win superbowls. He stumbles his way into the playoffs and loses. Thats kind of his thing. His shortsighted decision to trade away 1st round picks pretty much confirms that hes washed up.

Damn...youve been up all night posting about this nobody and Andy Reid over and over again? Whats wrong with you?

I like a nice kabanosy and wash it down with a bloody krupniok.

Ill be making fun of all you fools in the shoutbox.

Couldnt you tell? He's always wearing short sleeves and a tie. 3/4 of you must really hate the other 1/4.

Kim: 'Doug, did you sign all these fullbacks?" Doug: 'Seemingly. Seemingly. To the untrained eye....'

"Kujo showed up, but was naked and kept trying to climb the fence."

Until I see a 45 page thread on it, I dont believe that it happened.

Hold my beer...

Oh, here come the grammar police! You cant just let a guy get stoned and spout off a bunch of incoherent drivel about nothing at all on 4/20? To the OP, Id answer your question, but I dont have a clue what youre talking about. I wont, however, correct your misspellings like the rest of these dolts.

I think it was Gunner who mentioned back in January that Whaley could be let go after the draft. At that time, I thought it could happen, and still do. For a GM/scout, thats when their 'offseason' starts. Whaley certainly hasnt done anything since the end of the season to help his cause, and hasnt done too much to hurt it, aside from the low tender on MG. The next couple weeks should be interesting.

Cooking oil on his bare feet. Cant get a grip if its a smoothe floor.

I think it means, "Im an idiot, who kills people, including myself."

I wish you could see it better. And yes, I'd do it.

You mean, "swing low, sweet Patriot"

At least he died doing something he loved, killing someone.

The worst part of this is that McCoy is gonna be out of the NFL doing radio this year, so now we have no RBs!

At least the killer and kill-ee were both the same race, so we dont have to deal with more facebook race riots for the next month. So Im thankful for that.

Depending on where it is, Id sell all of the timber and build a Dollar General on it.