Captain_Quint

When this thread was started, #BABOL's Shady sense started tingling. He'll be here to bang the drum a bit.

If she is in the medical field, half the work is already done for you. Bring up the human anatomy as often as possible. Talk about how kids made fun of you for your large hands, feet, and ears, even if its not true. Try to work words like 'donkey' and 'enormous' into the conversation whenever possible. You can also fake a choking fit, knowing that she'll perform the heimlic, drawing in physical contact. It wouldnt be the worst thing in the world to be in full arousal at this point, too, giving her a glimpse into her future. I guarantee you she'll be thinking about a second date after this.

You could have also gone with 'One Cream Puff'

And somewhere, Ron Darby just got laid out.

Nice! Those guys sucked!

Helped pull a boat in one time that ran out of gas. When we got it in and docked, the name was the Talleywacker and it had a picture of Darryl, Bruce, and Bennett screenprinted on the side of it. This was in the 90s, so the technology wasnt really there yet, so it looked like 3 random dudes wearing Bills uniforms.

This makes it sound like Willie is trying to justify his opinion. Who are the 'Powers that be up in Buffalo' that Willie Colon knows anyway? Predicting that he'll be out of football in 2yrs due to his foot is borderline crazy talk, and meant to stir the pot.

I actually came here JUST to see it.

Dang, are you sure this isnt a cry for help about being in the closet??

Thats what Im saying. Has to be more to story, one side of it or both sides.

It actually makes a ton of sense. They get a year of scouting under their belts before the bowl games, before the combine, and before the draft. I thought Beane left because this guy wasnt going anywhere and he didnt want to wait around any longer after McDermott left?

Cant stand that Chris Hardwick guy. Nothing he says is funny, yet hes categorized as a comedian. Its mind blowing.

I think he got it right:

Watching Poz trying to run him down is funny. Generational talent.

Between the horrible choice to even have a gun out and the horrible choice to buy a Slingshot, he deserves whatever he gets. Bills fans, on the otherhand, do not deserve it.

My advice: Make sure you have your junk in a comfortable position when they harness you. The ride down can be excruciating otherwise. They always tell you to lift your feet high when youre landing. Its alot funnier for everyone else if you do the opposite. Drag your feet on the landing so you go face first into a pile on the ground.

Hillbillies and 4-wheelers?

Damn. My kinda woman. Crazier than a loon.

So we'll all be tricked except for you. Interesting take.

I came up with a way to use it, but its a tad antisemitic, so Ill refrain.

He had a baby?

Punctuation tends to confuse the french canadian folk.

Yes, now get back to work before I call your boss (Im assuming that you work at the hockey puck factory). Also, not to notpick but its 'YOURE'!

And he did it all without starting a thread pleading for advice from strangers. Didnt think that was possible!

Talking to yourself through a message board? This is a new low, even for you John.