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But with a lot of good, quality explanations too.

Maybe the coffee shop is hiring? He actually got a space. It's a 2 bedroom apt in Florida.

Reminds me a lot of Spiller. If you give him the ball with any regularity, you'll probably regret it (lack of vision, fumbles, etc). But with his speed, he's a decent change of pace that can catch people off guard.

Don't let him leave the building!

Maybe a couple people, but a drunk hit and run is pretty bad. Even if it was a drunk canadian broad.

Gilmore learned a lot from Dareus. Get drafted high and then make yourself undesirable enough to not be cut or traded based on contract position. Then just sit back and enjoy the ride.

Howard and Shirl frequent Flagstaff AZ and Ice Bowl just flew there on an airplane and saw the grand canyon out the window. Maybe they can chime in?

I want to see if he thinks Jim Kelly should be on the sidelines or not.

If you extrapolate it, it ends up at 4.56.

Because we're mad as hell, and we aren't going to take it anymore!

He's Jack Nicholson's grandson, so the genes are there. I think he has improved a lot in his run blocking, and that's keeping him on the team. He doesn't catch a whole lot of football's, but when they go his way, he doesn't drop many either. Solid contributor and dependable, but it would be nice to have a gamebreaking TE, especially if we draft a new QB.

Part of the added incentives to Shady's contract include $9.75/hr for line judge pay as well as a 3% 401k match.

Thanks Josh. I'll pay the $3, but you're on thin ice.

2nd best. I rate USC as the top band followed by OSU.

This thread gives me double vision. Just kidding, I didn't read anything except the puns.

"And don't adjust your TV's, folks...."

There's a difference between wanting someone to fail and having the sense to expect them to fail.

Geez....somebody has a case of the Mondays

Who is the TT cult? I honestly think that there isn't one.

A machinist is in a terrible accident and loses one of his eyes. When he goes to the optometrist, he realizes that he doesnt have enough money for the glass eye, so he has to settle for a wooden eye instead. This made him incredibly self conscience about his appearance, and he began losing confidence when approaching women. One night, he was in a bar drinking alone, when a woman approached him and began talking. She was overweight, but it felt good to talk confidently to a woman again. Their conversation progressed, and she asked if he would walk her home. When they got to her building, the man confidently asked if she would like it if he came up to her apartment. "Oh wouldn't I!" The woman said. Embarrassed, the man screamed "Fatso-fatso-fatso!!" And ran away.

There was a rumor in the shoutbox that people on Twitter were saying that John Hinkley Jr was at the game yesterday. No idea why, but anyone confirm that?

Its called a smokescreen, and it worked to perfection.

He was catching, not swinging.