A machinist is in a terrible accident and loses one of his eyes. When he goes to the optometrist, he realizes that he doesnt have enough money for the glass eye, so he has to settle for a wooden eye instead. This made him incredibly self conscience about his appearance, and he began losing confidence when approaching women.
One night, he was in a bar drinking alone, when a woman approached him and began talking. She was overweight, but it felt good to talk confidently to a woman again. Their conversation progressed, and she asked if he would walk her home.
When they got to her building, the man confidently asked if she would like it if he came up to her apartment.
"Oh wouldn't I!" The woman said.
Embarrassed, the man screamed "Fatso-fatso-fatso!!" And ran away.