Captain_Quint

Thats to make sure their socks get wet (they love to be miserable and B word about stuff). Damn, no need to be so crusty with the old man.

Named his gerbil 'Luke'.

Which is 25 times the number of men you've slept with.

Shaq is gonna come back, kick ass, and take names. Cant wait to see him in a Bills uni CRUSHING opponents!!!

I want to hear more about the 'Jones fracture'.

A benign response like this to my absurd post only confirms that youre not from New England.

The weakest sauce flows through the veins of the Bostonians. Allowing some Chechnian rebel to come in there a bomb the only decent event that the city puts on each year. And then the response from the rest of the US was even more telling: no one cared. A bombing in Boston and the only reason people read about it was with the hope of someone they knew from Boston dying. Tsarnaev should have done us all a favor by including a little plutonium in there to take out the rest of you.

Yeah, at least Spags does the accent. Just one more reason why NY>MA

Hardwork slowly realizing that he's getting owned by the same people he was trying to troll:

The NNN crew after finding out about the recent string of injuries:

Its all good. Id say a good number of people have me on ignore due to all the chinese jokes and spider commentary. Stevewin probably just never saw it. And lets face it, low hangin fruit to begin with. Some halfwit scrub whose name sounds like 'mundane' kind of writes itself.

A bit of a mundane signing here. Camp fodder? The end of Dray day?

Kilograms? What country is still using the metric system?

Somewhere Gugny is rubbing one out..... And that has nothing to do with this thread, I just wanted to get a comment in.

Lattimore's been out with a broken nose. Did IK pop him or a ping pong injury?

Loses frequently in ping pong to the chinese, even when the stakes are high.

Pong action was so-so today. Bound to heat up this week. Some dude is boxing at 46 lbs right now. Where do they find these people???

Watched ping pong.

I think we should field a ping pong team instead of football team. These guys cant stay healthy and its still the offseason.

/Dev/null beats everyone he plays in ping pong. Including China-men.

I dont know. When you mix a lb of cherries with a half case of Piels, is that actually good for you?? And the tree was easy work. Filled to the brim with termites, so we just pushed it over with a tractor. Youre the one claiming to live by Marv...showoff.

Ate a pound of cherries and disposed of a 22 foot palm tree.

Piels when Im gettin down with the neighbors wife and Piels the rest of the time, too.