Captain_Quint

Good enough for me. Lets get outraged!!!

The chickens are wrapped in wire and held in place with C-clamps. The motor is from an old hay elevator. 5hrs over an open fire. Piels are flowin. Plenty of that, too. Its 5 whole hours!

Cooking 25 chickens on a pole.

"George, I have to admit that I could go either on you, but what the hell, we need someone."

This thread is gonna have as many pages as the Shady thread, which coincidentially was about a black NFL'er stomping on cops. That was in the name of Dom Perignon, but this one is almost as dumb.

I just mean he doesnt seem real 'street' to me.

Its psychotic to eat the yellow part first, we all know that.

Hes got a family of 6 to provide for!

Serious question, is Kap a real black guy? I always thought he was mixed.

Wrong. White part first. Then the rest.

This has Overdorf and Ralphs cronies written all over it! The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Have you been typing this whole time???

His undercarriage isnt gonna get clean that way.

Dang....maybe this will help?

Its obviously a great value.

This is right. Cahoots is a word that should be used more often. Everyone is in cahoots with someone, and its time we turn the lights on. In regards to Norman, he'll come back down to earth. He was in the perfect system for his playing style, but will now be thrown into the Washington career buzzsaw. Alot will be asked of him right away, so it should be fun to watch. He'll never stop talking trash though.

If youre in Taiwan, isnt a $2 bottle of rum like a half gallon of Calico Jack? Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into her side. We was comin back from the island of Tinian to Leyte. Wed just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes. Didnt see the first shark for about a half-hour. Tiger. 13-footer. You know how you know that in the water? You can tell by lookin from the dorsal to the tail. What we didnt know, was that our bomb mission was so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didnt even list us overdue for a week. Very first light sharks come cruisin by, so we formed ourselves into tight groups. It was sorta like you see in the calendars, you know the infantry squares in the old calendars like the Battle of Waterloo and the idea was the shark come to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin and hollerin and sometimes that shark he go away but sometimes he wouldnt go away. Sometimes that shark looks right at ya. Right into your eyes. And the thing about a shark is hes got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a dolls eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesnt even seem to be livin til he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin. The ocean turns red, and despite all your poundin and your hollerin those sharks come in and they rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I dont know how many sharks there were, maybe a thousand. I do know how many men, they averaged six an hour. Thursday mornin I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Bosons mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. He bobbed up, down in the water, he was like a kinda top. Upended. Well, hed been bitten in half below the waist. At noon on the fifth day, a Lockheed Ventura swung in low and he spotted us, a young pilot, lot younger than Mr. Gugny here, anyway he spotted us and a few hours later a big ol fat PBY come down and started to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened. Waitin for my turn. Ill never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went into the water. 316 men come out, the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb.

I think what Bad-nuts is trying to say is that he's smarter than ALL the gm's, not just Whaley.

I dont know....NINE playoff losses? Doesnt really scream success to me.

Yeah, but baseballs alot different in Japan:

So it will happen in mid-November, but not sure what year. Gotcha.

That Hansel is so hot right now.

Battered Bills Fan Syndrome. Its like the wife who gets beaten for so long, she cant see that the husband does it because he loves her. Or something like that. Manny Lawson's wife is a perfect example.

We knew it was gonna be a circus. I just thought there would be a better ringmaster.

You know who wouldnt stand for this kind of behavior? MIKE LEACH!!!!!!