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Found this on a old Redskins message board... The FBI was called into Ralph Wilson Stadium today to investigate a chalky white substance on the field found by the coaching staff and players. Biological investigators and Homeland Security were called in to test the unknown powder. After 4 long hours of tests, workers and players were aloud back on the field. Investigators concluded that the white substance was the goal line.

Busted up Dallas with a 4-3 victory!!!! Biron is for real! Nice to have a winner here in Buffalo!!!

lucky 31 Wow..... I guess It can only get better. I look at it like this though, if we lose out, we pick at #4 with some help here and there.

A.J. Hawk -- LB, Ohio State 6-1, 240 lbs., Sr. Last Performance -- The regular season is over for A.J. Hawk and the Buckeyes. Last Game Stats -- Hawk finished with seven tackles, including five that were solo, in Ohio State's 25-21 victory over the Wolverines on Nov. 19. Season Stats -- Hawk has 109 tackles (60 solo), with 13 for loss, including 7.5 sacks. He also has 1 INT, 3 pass breakups, 1 fumble recovery, 1 forced fumble and a TD on a blocked punt return. Next Game -- Ohio State plays Notre Dame in the Fiesta Bowl on Jan. 2. Jerome Harrison -- RB, Washington State 5-10, 200 lbs., Sr. Last Performance -- Jerome Harrison and Washington State's season has been completed. Last Game Stats -- Harrison was a workhorse, finishing with 36 carries for 207 yards and a touchdown. He also caught five passes for 40 yards in Washington State's 26-22 win over Washington on Nov. 19. Season Stats -- Harrison finished with 1,900 yards and 16 TDs on 308 carries. He also had 24 catches for 206 yards and 1 TD. Next Game -- Washington State has closed out its season with a 4-7 record. Brady Quinn -- QB, Notre Dame 6-4, 232 lbs., Jr. Last Performance -- Brady Quinn brought Notre Dame back from the brink of a BCS disaster when he directed the Irish down the field for the winning score as they survived at Stanford on Nov. 26. Last Game Stats -- Quinn completed 25-of-38 passes for 432 yards and three touchdowns with two picks in Notre Dame's 38-31 win at Stanford on Nov. 26. Season Stats -- Quinn is 263-of-405 for 3,633 yards with 32 TDs and 7 INTs. He also has 1 rushing TD. Next Game -- Notre Dame plays Ohio State in the Fiesta Bowl on Jan. 2. Matt Leinart -- QB, USC 6-5, 225 lbs., Sr. Last Performance -- Matt Leinart was average by his standards but he recovered from a slow start to lead the Trojans offense to 679 total yards. Last Game Stats -- Leinart passed for 233 yards and 3 touchdowns in the Trojans' 66-19 win over UCLA on Dec. 3. He completed 21-of-40 passes with no interceptions. Season Stats -- Leinart is 254-of-391 for 3,468 yards with 27 TDs and 7 INTs. He also has 6 rushing TDs. Next Game -- USC plays Texas in the Rose Bowl on Jan. 4. Vince Young -- QB, Texas 6-5, 230 lbs., Jr. Last Performance -- It may have been too little, too late in terms of the Heisman Trophy, but Vince Young put on a clinic in the Big 12 championship game against Colorado in his hometown of Houston. Last Game Stats -- Young finished 14-for-17 for 193 yards with 3 TDs and 1 interception and rushed for 57 yards on 8 carries with 1 TD as Texas pounded Colorado 70-3 on Dec. 3. Season Stats -- Young is 183-of-296 for 2,769 yards with 26 TDs and 10 INTs. He also has 136 carries for 872 yards and 9 TDs. Next Game -- Texas plays USC in the Rose Bowl on Jan 4. D.J. Shockley -- QB, Georgia 6-1, 206 lbs., Sr. Last Performance -- Shockley's been off the Heisman radar for awhile. But after leading Georgia to the SEC title with a win over LSU, the quarterback delivered an emphatic reminder. Last Game Stats -- Shockey was 6-of-12 for 112 yards and 2 touchdowns in Georgia's 34-14 win over LSU in the SEC title game. Season Stats -- Shockley is 153-of-277 for 2,311 with 21 TDs and 5 INTs. He also has 70 carries for 251 yards rushing with 4 TDs. Next Game -- Georgia plays West Virginia in the Sugar Bowl on Jan. 2.

Since declaring himself the best back in the NFL, Willis McGahee has carried the ball 133 times for 428 yards in seven games. That just 61 yards per game and 3.22 yards per carry. That doesn't fit our definition of the best. Ranking or just ranks! Terrible, how you have become..... "Yoda" Here is a positive here, Buffalo has a chance to draft 3rd!!!!!!!!!! High 2nd and 2 High 3rds...... All we got to hope is TD is not there to trade them away for half a pack of gum and some animal porn

We needed a asst. GM and there was no trash out of Pittsburgh at the time. So TD did the best thing, keep it in the same state... Id like to see the whole rectum get washed out of OBD

no kidding, what Buffalo needs is another cancer to finish it off

Thanks guys!

Want to send a nice Xmas card to ole Ralph. I think everyone here should also!!!! Can somebody please post the addy? Thanks!

I wonder if TD knows there is a whole other world than the $%^ that comes out of Pittsburgh. I just dont get this guy. The must give great blowjobs down there in the iron city

Three women escaped from prison. One was a redhead, one a brunette, and one a blonde. They ran for miles until they came upon an old barn where they decided to hide in the hayloft and rest. When they climbed up, they found three large gunnysacks and decided to climb into them for camouflage. About an hour later the sheriff and his deputy came into the barn. The sheriff told his deputy to go up and check out the hayloft. When he got up there the sheriff asked him what he saw and the deputy yelled back, "Just three gunnysacks." The sheriff told him to find out what was in them, so the deputy kicked the first sack, which had the redhead in it. She went, "Bow-wow", so the deputy told the sheriff there was a dog in it. Then he kicked the sack with the brunette in it. She went, "Meow", so the deputy told the sheriff there was a cat in it. Then he kicked the one with the blonde in it, and there was no sound at all. So he kicked it again, and finally the blonde said, "Potatoes." Q: Why'd the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? A: She kept throwing out all the W's. A blind man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He takes one sip and senses that everyone is staring at him. In order to brake the ice he says, "Would you like to hear a good blonde joke?" The bar tender says, "I think you should know before you tell this joke that I am a blonde, there are 7 bikers in the corner that are blond and, there is a 6'5" 290lbs. weight lifter working the other end of the bar who is also blonde. You still want to tell the joke?" The blind man says, "Your right, who wants to explain a joke 9 times?" Dinner with the Girlfriend's Parents A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist." Monica Lewinsky walks into a dry cleaner and asks the clerk to have a stain removed from her dress. The man being hard of hearing asks "come again?" And Monica replys, "no, mustard." The Test Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits. The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten." The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed. The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed. The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples." A man was shooting pool suddenly walked up to the bar and ordered a drink. The man says to the bartender, "I bet you 50 bucks I could piss in that shot glass standing and not spill a drop." The tender says "your on!" The man hops up on the bar and pisses all over the bar table and the bartenders face. The man hops down and the bartender laughing says to him "fork over 50 bucks buddy!" The man tells the tender to hold on, walks back to the pool table and then returns. He hands the teners a 50 dollar bill and is laughing. The bartender then asks "how in the hell can you laugh about this, you just lost 50 bucks?" And the man replys, "because I bet the guy at the pooltable a 100 that I could piss all over you and you would laugh about it."

If I had a pro team I would put it right in Portland. LOTS of hockey nuts there!

Your right, I know a certain Sabre team $$%&&* out if its cup so Dallas can win it and "save" hockey in the south.

I was just reading on ESPN that the Pens are on their way to Kansas City in 2007 and Mario has no regrets about it!

Nice job Buffalo! Hardest and youngest team in hockey kickin tail!!!! Come back win AGAIN! Sabres win 3-2!!!!!!!!

Ill give up my ebay Xmas profit and my next SRB to get rid of him!

no more ex-pittsburgh trash here PLEASE!

Go get some wings, kick up some heat, grab a nice Beer or Ice Tea and get ready for some Buffalo Sabres tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Only positive I could think of is I did grab a sharted up pair of undies and started dipping crackers in it.... This team sucks! Man, it would be great to see Ralph clean house after this but I think we know how Ralph is sometimes and I think some people we dont want here will stay.... Sorry guys. But dang, It is tuff to be a fan of the Buffalo Bills

I know this is the wrong topic for this but for they guys trying to get a xbox for the kiddies or self they are on the AAFES homepage for sale and im sure going quick so grab one if you can! Good luck!

Remember back guys when Reed, Smith, Thomas, and Kelly didnt get along and everyone was yelling for a trade. That was a nice turn around after that 88-89 season! I wish the same would happen here but TD, MM and the rest of those Pittsburgh clowns get the door! I think TD goes, but MM is here for a couple of more years WITH new DC and OC. Everyone have a great weekend!

I doubt that, Im still collecting your tax dollar! Keep up the good work at the job!

And who has time for anything when they post on TBD almost 8 times a day? Better yet, posting in a PPP forum on a Buffalo Bills Page is really making a difference in this country......

I have 7351 tapes/dvds to watch.... and none are of this crap wrestling of the 90's........

He can take his anti war crap and his music back to England.....