The Elf! I now usually fall asleep unintentionally before I get a chance to move it. I have to wake up hastily just before my boys as the search begins first thing in the morning. I’ve probably gone through all the ideas I could find over the past three years.
Maybe a little Elf game day jersey would be cool. Place him in front of the tv with some snacks. Then the boys know that they can’t turn the tv off from football for the day.