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I'm very interested to see how we attack KC in the run game. Spags will have blitz packages tailored to our personnel and formations. He's a Cover-0 guru. I wonder what Joe Brady will cook up.

Oh, we do.

We bring back the ancient Roman tradition of the Decimatio. Whenever a call is blown, ALL ref crews gather in a single place and draw straws until 1 in 10 are selected. Then all the short straws are beaten to death by the survivors. This could be done after the author of the current catch rules is led away to the Guillotine, but I'll stop mixing historical metaphors.

But how do they stack up when Mercury is in retrograde?

outstanding

Un*****ingbelievable. Jared "I'm Nate Peterman In Disguise" Goff

Well, it's certainly the most entertaining quarterback play of the day.

And just like that it's a 1 score game. How is this a one score game if Houston is...+3 in turnovers and it's not halfway through Q3? Detroit. We'd like some L's stacked onto Houston.

Lucky bastard was talking to the sideline reporting about needing a turnover, and he gets one before he finished the sentence.

I believe this, but I also poured myself a healthy measure of bourbon. It's Veteran's Day tomorrow and I've got the day off.

Well Jared Goff just fell back to earth.

Dan Campbell is a joy. And just like that, Stroud throws a pic.

The box score tells me Josh played like ***** and it didn't matter. That's good. On to KC. ***** KC.

This can't be emphasized enough. We could win the AFC east @ 9-8 or 10-7 with how dog**** Miami, New Jersey and New England are. Were it up to me, I'd sit the starters, Josh included, the day we clinch and let the Seeds fall where they may. Let guys get healthy, stop putting stuff on film.

Yes. Should have been done years ago.

Nice Red Zone Pick from Joe Cool.

Makes sense. I'm in "Let'em come" mode for this season. It's all about shaving wins off of other AFC contenders not named Buffalo.

So who are we rooting for? I'm guessing Cinci.

Marvelous win. A soul crushing, spirit deflating, last second defeat for Miami. Just the kind we need. Stay dead, Dolphins, it's not going to happen.

Fitz is the hero we deserve.

Not so hot take. Play Action all day every day come the post season.

Woody owns a team in a huge media market and is juiced in with the DC elite. If he doesn't start getting his ego stroked, he's going to start bitching to people who matter. His team is still a bag of ass, and their fans know it.

Rogers did a great job selling a bill of goods to a desperate owner for a final pay day. AND he got all his friends paid too. Top notch wing man.

The only thing that would concern me is Miami handing the ball off 40+ times. That would be pragmatic and dare I say, creative. However, McDaniels thinks creativity means scheming up crossing routes to WRs, so we're fine.

Do it until it stops working. I also enjoy the fact that we've got some kind of screen game again.