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Do Rex or Woody have a charity? We should start lining up the donations to make that happen. Rex will trot out his fossil of a defense and turn Woody's wallet into a welfare scheme for the Ryan family and all their friends.

Well, you can't say nobody saw this coming. Dabol and Schoen won't be far behind.

Rex showed with us that he's got far too much pride to give up whatever version of the 34 or 46 he's married to. Modern NFl defense seems like a coke binge, where you're either: 1. Playing some form of two deep shell with crazy coverage disguises. 2. Firing off Cover 0 blitzes like you don't give a *****. Rex has lots of free time, so he thinks up the perfect defense for every look, down and distance. It's just no team will ever have the time or brainpower to learn and implement them all. I remember how his whole scheme fell apart when opposing teams used this secret weapon called "hurry up".

Also, I heard Josh Allen has lost a step.

More progressive buzzword bull####. "American colonial imperialists!" Do you own a Che Guvara T-shirt too, or do just like the way he talked?

It's the same sort of thing as "Allentown" and "Born in the USA". For whatever reason people just like to sing along and listen to the refrain. They don't bother reading too deep into the lyrics, which are true and ***** depressing.

Mr Brightside has been on the UK Top 40 for over a generation. It's the unofficial national anthem of Ireland, England, Scotland and Wales. You can't go to a party, wedding, funeral, or festival without hearing it. Don't feel bad.

This sounds like the sort of piece the owner commissions from... sympathetic...writers so that he looks less like a imbecile.

I don't think you know what the media narrative is. "Toxic Conformity" sounds like something a democrat focus group thought up. I live in an area of the US with enough megatons pointed at it to start Planet of the Apes. Do you need your rescue inhaler?

Can you read anything about this war without needing to exhale into a paper bag for thirty seconds?

Woody is the cancer, and he's not going anywhere. I'm confident the fish will keep rotting from the head.

Wonderful. Just wonderful. This is the best thing to happen in the AFC since Tom Brady retired and the Dolphins extended Tua. Is there anyone we want from the coming Jets fire sale? I'm thinking DL/OL.

About time. They should have done this months if not years ago.

Looking for sane takes on Chiefsplanet is like looking for the truth on Twitter.

Red Roof Inns in general have fallen off a cliff in the last 5-10 years. Even Motel 6 has leapfrogged them.

Well whoda thunk it?

And the chargers go three and out in about 20 seconds.

Joe Burrow looks like he missed his tryout for NSync.

First Jets baghead sighting on a 2024 NFL broadcast.

I just checked the EPL Championship standings. I'm all for replacing the Jacksonville Jaguars with Sunderland AFC or Sheffield United.

I think we're still rooting for whoever is playing Baltimore, because they've got the head to head tiebreaker.

They've come alive! Indy let them hang around, and Detroit is trying to beat the first half asswhupping we put on Jacksonville.

The Jets whole offense is: 1. Stumble into third and medium. 2. Throw to the boundary two yards down field and pray the receiver brakes a tackle.

I'm happy Dan Campbell got run out Miami. Flores too. Now Miami's soft as *****.