Coach: Mike Mularkey. I'll never forget when he channeled the ghost of Hank Bullough and said in a post-game presser, "They took the sails out of our wind." At that point, I knew he was done, I just didn't think he was a *****in' quitter. Honorable mention to Maroon.
Player: Toss-up between Pat "Useless at breasts on a Bull" DiMarco, and Reginald Bush. Two wasted roster spots, but Bush gets the nod for -3 yards on 12 carries.