Freddie's Dead

1. Kyle "3rd and puss" Orton. Completely gutless. 2. Doug Maroon. Arrogant prick, and a gutless quitter, just like his QB. 3. Willis "It was 4th down?" McGahee. After resurrecting this punk's career by ridiculously making him a 1st round pick when he couldn't play that year, the Bills meet the Cheats at the Razor. Early 3rd QTR, Bills up 17-7, 4th and 1 for the Bills at the Cheats 7. The normally conservative Mauron eschews the FG and goes for it. McGahee gets the call, puts in as much effort as a feather duster, no gain. Bills lose 19-17. Asked after the game about what happened on the 4th down play, McGahee's reply, "It was 4th down?". Complete clown, one of the worst draft picks in Bills history. 4. Mike Mularkey - In a post-game presser near the end of his tenure, he said "It took the sails out of our wind". I knew then that he was finished, 'cause when you start channeling Hank Bullough, you're through. The first quitter in Bills coaching history.

The Good - 2011 was magical. Cardiac win over the Raiders, followed by Fitz and Fred defeating the mighty Cheats at the Ralph. Never forget Fred taking that screen to the 1 inch line, allowing us to run out the clock while the Cheats tried every dirty cheatin' trick in the book to get us out of FG range. Fred was the MVP of the NFL. Until.... The Bad - Fred's broken leg essentially ended the Bills 2011 dream season. Fitz tried to be Superman, but he'd reached his ceiling. The Bills O went into the crapper without Fred. Ah, what might have been. Third and puss. Most gutless play in Bills history. I know Fitz was two years gone, but he would have sold out for that first down. The Weird - Fitz going shirtless at our freezing cold home playoff game. Arguably the most hirsute man in the history of the NFL. Oops... almost forgot one. No list of Fitz's Bills accomplishments would be complete without Fitz's Fred Jackson Roast speech.

The spelling and grammar mistakes in this article were jarring. No excuse in these days of spell check and autocorrect. It's your *****in' job, fer cryin' out loud!!

This was the play when I knew we had found our guy:

Awesome reference!!

Sez you....

I'll go with the team that had Ernie D, McAdoo, Moses Malone, and AD.

After seeing this with Damar, all the best to Thompson and his family.

McClappy trade Clapp? NFW!

Dude not only played hurt, he played injured. Nice TD against the Cheats. Gave 100% of what he had in the little playing time he did get. He's earned our respect.

Will "Gordon" Clapp will not be the starting center. Only on the team 'cause McD loves his name.

That name is a *****in' made up Key and Peele All-Star name. Pulling real hard for him to make the team. Easily the next Leger Douzable.

No.

Farewell Tommy Doyle, and we thank you.

If these are truly voluntary OTAs, then it ain't a holdout. You miss a mandatory, then you holdin' ou'.

Cook is outta here.

I'm just thinking about Diggs doing a slow burn.....

To my everlasting shame, OJ Simpson.

Is this the man? Is this the man who wrecked the buffet at the Harrow club this morning?

As far as Fantasy Football goes, DraftKings and FanDuel are legalized theft. The casual fan is at the mercy of the professional sharks using specialized software and big bankrolls to generate thousands of winning entries, while the casual fan just donates. Disgusting.

Collapse in the Divisional Round.

***** is Rondell Bothroyd?

Good choice. I still remember where I was when I heard the pick, gassing up on the Thruway returning from a business trip. I heard CJ Spiller instead of Bryan Bulaga, another in a long line of WTF picks for the drought Bills. Gadget player instead of a 10 year Pro Bowl RT.

Coach: Mike Mularkey. I'll never forget when he channeled the ghost of Hank Bullough and said in a post-game presser, "They took the sails out of our wind." At that point, I knew he was done, I just didn't think he was a *****in' quitter. Honorable mention to Maroon. Player: Toss-up between Pat "Useless at breasts on a Bull" DiMarco, and Reginald Bush. Two wasted roster spots, but Bush gets the nod for -3 yards on 12 carries.