Freddie's Dead

or Walter....

Pete Weber is one helluva bowler. His demons are on the personal side.

The Edmunds Report had become a waste of time. Both sides were dug in deep, and what started as a hot thread dwindled considerably, and it became more work than it was worth. I'd done enough to challenge my own assumptions, and I changed my mind, once I understood that Edmunds was outstanding in coverage, average at run stuffing, and largely ineffective as a pass rusher. I switched over to The Ford Report, another much maligned player who was not nearly as bad as everyone says he was. That said, Edmunds was a monster yesterday, leading the team with 8 tackles, and largely responsible for the Cheats passing game going nowhere. I gave him a game ball. But what's the narrative today? Edmunds overran the 31 yard run by Harris, so Edmunds blows. He b-slapped Jacobi Meyers twice after short catches over the middle. The second time, Meyers got up slowly and was wobbly as *****. Edmunds was stout yesterday, save for one play. But he totally sucks, don't give it a second thought. Your crusade against Edmunds had nothing to do with it.

So Bill, since I'm doing a story on influencing the weather, any truth to the rumors that you are consulting with NASA about cloud seeding or other methods to produce 50 MPH winds when you travel to Buffalo for the playoffs?

LOL, I used this exact same meme in another thread yesterday 🤪

We're going to disagree here. It's not McKittrick's fault that he doesn't get snaps, but when he does, he makes the most of them. McD decided to bench him for the fumble against the Colts, which took away his entire dimension from the team.

I'm not sure what you mean by inconsistent. All the guy does is make plays. He had one negative play yesterday when the blocking broke down on a jet sweep. Dude has always balled out given the chance.

I also agree 100% with what Peter King wrote here (I'm done with Beasley, I can't believe he's blaming the rules for being out): "I think the Bills are lucky the Cole Beasley and Gabriel Davis absences didn’t kill their chances in New England. Both are unvaccinated. Not only did Beasley test positive last week—meaning he had to miss a minimum of 10 days before being allowed to test back onto the team—but also he had the gall to blame the NFL for being out. “Just to be clear Covid is not keeping me out of this game,” Beasley wrote on Instagram. “The rules are.” That’s like saying, To be clear, testing positive for a communicable disease is not keeping me out of this game. An NFL rule that I knew all about and risked being able to steer clear of is. Beasley played with fire and got burned, and the Bills had to adjust in New England without a key receiver who caught 158 passes since opening day 2020. Good for the Bills that Isaiah McKenzie played the game of his life replacing Beasley. And hearing Chris Mortensen’s report that Beasley has been fined “in the range of $100,000” this season for Covid violations has to make the Bills wonder why they’re hanging onto an insubordinate player, no matter his football value."

I read a story once where PBA bowlers hated Pete Weber because he could get drunk off his ass and still beat them. Unfortunately he couldn't leave his drinking on the lanes. Dude had all the talent in the world, just couldn't get his life together.

I liked the two times he absolutely flattened Jacobi Meyers over the middle. On the second one, Meyers got up really slowly and looked wobbly as *****. I gave Edmunds a game ball, but everyone else is stuck on the 31 yard run.

My favorite part of that was Frank Reich's reply to hearing that the Colts starting guard Quenton Nelson was out due to Covid: Okay (Pause) We're good. Love that guy.

I'll do some reading this week to try to get up to speed. Right now I read your stuff, and it might as well be written in Ancient Greek. I appreciate your stuff, I just don't understand it yet. LOL, listening to yet another caller on OBL that said "49 overran the play!" Now there's some penetrating analysis.

You lost me at 3, 5, 9 technique. Nice try, but I'm at ABC level in my analysis. My Edmunds and Ford reports are See Spot Run, while your breakdown is Ulysses.

What the hell we 'sposed to do, ya MOW-RON?

I did. The sites that came up used even more impenetrable jargon.

TLDR. Paragraphs help. Please explain your jargon so a person who doesn't know WTF "1 Rat Coverage (Man Free)" is might understand WTF you're talking about. Also, 49 overran the play

A better hit was Wrap erasing Edmunds on the Micah Hyde INT: https://www.buffalobills.com/video/micah-hyde-intercepts-a-tipped-mac-jones-pass-bills-at-pats

Anybody else besides me have two heart attacks when Stef stopped short of the line twice for the spin moves?

Josh Allen is seven feet tall! Yes, I’ve heard. Kills men by the hundreds. And if he were here, he’d consume the English with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse.

JA17 gonna CRUSH that *****in' record. THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^. ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Found this on Twitter:

Scott Chandler says hi. How good was it that we handed that Cheater a loss in his 800th game as an NFL coach? ***** you, Belicheat.

Gal Gadot is no Lynda Carter....

'bating them? Hopefully you meant "baiting" them.... For a minute there, I thought she was going to jump on the card table....

3M would be a steal if we could get him to go for it.