OMG, I'm crying here! After the Hyde INT, "Surprise, mother *****!". Devin "he's been *****in' the Patriots 8 ways til Sunday" Singletary. I couldn't stop laughing!
For more than a 4 hour delay, you're entitled to a meal voucher. You'll have to ask to get it. I usually try to find a gate agent that isn't swamped and ask nicely. Good luck.