Freddie's Dead

If he gags it away again....

This son of a B word is throwing a two-hit shutout, he's shakin' me off, you believe that *****? Charlie, here comes the deuce, and when you speak of me, speak well. No no, serve it up! My favorite Bull Durham scene.

Anything travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don't ya think?

Keep it fair, keep it fair....

Arguably the funniest thing I have ever read on this board 🤪

Life is full of shi', when you look at i'....

"Money won is twice as sweet as money earned." - "Fast" Eddie Felson

I'd be sweeping the visitors locker room for bugs and cameras.

That would be Patrick "breasts on a Bull" DiMarco. (I used the "T" word, as in "useless as t's on a bull").

There was a marching band arrangement that was used for a commercial.

This was done on a bet. I forget the game, but Marv said if they won, he'd write a fight song, and he did. Many here have denigrated the song in the past, but being a musician and frustrated song writer, it's a pretty good fight song. I wish anything I ever wrote was as good.

Like Bruce Smith, Andre Reed, Thurman Thomas, and Fred Jackson before him, Jerry Hughes should have retired a Buffalo Bill. Farewell Jerry Hughes, and we thank you.

Good, another reason to hate Fox Sports.

Mark "Gazoo" Kelso John "SmokeY" Brown Willis "It was 4th down?" McGahee Marshawn "Beast Mode" Lynch (aka "Skittles")

Forgot about Ashton "Shake" Youboty...

Seriously, if he's got it together, more power to him. The odds are definitely against him.

"Dr. Jekyll and" Micah Hyde Bryce "POP" (ala Chris Berman) Steve "a Tisker, a" Tasker Kyle "3rd and puss" Orton (had to put "puss" to get past the *** maker) "Cornholius" Bennett (after he went to jail) Butch "Shake, Rattle, and" Rolle "Dawesome" Knox (aka "Dropsome" Knox) "TD" Mike Gillislee Jake "Touchdown Jesus" Kumerow "The" Duke Williams (A Numbah Wonnnnn) "El J"Efe Obada "Crazy World of" Spencer Brown Reid "Turd" Ferguson (RIP Norm McDonald) Cody "Edsel" Ford Mike "Beach Boy" Love (look it up if you don't know why) Nick "Marshal" McCloud (There ya go....) Siran "Wrap" Neal Tre'"Day"vious White Emmanuel "Colonel" Sanders Stefon "They Call Me Mister" Diggs or Stefon "Can You" Diggs "It" Jon "Jose" Feliciano

Corey "Bodork" Bojorquez Fred "FredEx" Jackson, 'cause he always delivered T"Jumptomakeacatch" Graham Ronald "The Lookout" Darby Ray "Alice Cooper" Bentley (or Darby the Dinosaur) Lonnie "Wile E Coyote" Johnson Gabe "Welcome Back" Northern, Davis (how may pro football guys named Gabe?) Sammy Watkins "Jr" Isaiah "Issac McKittrick" McKenzie Matt "Cookie" Milano Tyler Bass"o-Matic" Jeff Tuel "Time" Ted "Mount" Washington (or as Randy Cross once described him, "A Landslide with a Helmet") Tim "The Canadian Comet" Tindale I'll think up more later.

It's interesting that a previous poster likened Dareus to Albert Haynesworth. It was something I thought as well, until I read this, a letter that Albert wrote to his younger self: https://www.theplayerstribune.com/articles/albert-haynesworth-letter-to-my-younger-self Perhaps Dareus has experienced similar issues, but he looked hungry and HOF bound until he signed that big contract. In Albert's case, he chased the big money, then was told to "eat space" instead of going after QB. I'm pretty sure that Marcell was not asked to change his game in any way, he just looked a man with no more desire to play football.

The Derrick Coleman of the NFL. HOF talent, Hall of Shame desire.

FTFY. FTFY.

That *****in' cheat being honest? B word, please!

Levi Wallace is the first and only Bills player or coach to stand up and take any responsibility whatsoever for 13 seconds. I don't care about the other comments because just doing that, this guy has more character than anyone else that was responsible for that inexplicable defense. I wish he still played for us. Farewell, Levi Wallace, and we thank you.

Striker. He had a drinking problem....

I counted the card twice, there were 14 names on it. I looked back at the video, and one was missing from the list above: Matthew Butler - Rayduhs I took Cosell at his word, that he really liked Shakir. I did not verify every name on the card. For that, I feel shame.... Also modificated the title, so there. I was also screaming at the TV for Parham, or any OL.