Freddie's Dead

FTFY. C'mon man. Looking through the drafts since 1986 (drafts from 1995-2016 are *****in' soul crushing): Jeff Wright - 8 Mike Lodish - 10 Matt Darby - 5 Kurt "I see nothing!" Schulz - 7 John Holecek - 5 Darick Holmes - 7 Sammy Morris "Jr." - 5 Justin Bannan - 5 Keith Ellison - 6 Arthur "Don't Cross the" Moats - 6 (aka the man who ended Brett Favre's NFL career) Siran "Wrap" Neal - 5 Wyatt Teller - 5 (unfortunately not for us) Tyler Bass "O'Matic" - 6 Best UDFA of all time, Fred"Ex" Jackson.

Vaya con Dios,scumbag.

Slayton is a little long in the tooth....

Color me Shaqed that Shaq Lawson is not impressing. Keith Ellison was better than this guy. I thought we got a steal when we drafted him at 19. We got robbed instead. VanRotten is an awesome Freudian slip, right up there with Isaac McKittrick.

#LegendofDirtyKiko. Let's get it right.

He'll always be McKittrick to me.

Meh. Never been high on Muffquez. They'll be able to hang onto him for a while more on IR. That, sir, is *****in' cold.

How about Russo?

That was the best HOF induction speech I've ever heard. "...It has been written throughout my career, that toughness is my trademark. Well the toughest person I've ever met in my life, is my hero, my soldier, my son, Hunter! I love you buddy! Thank you Canton, thank you Buffalo, and God Bless!" I'm not crying, you're crying!

You beat me to it.

HBD Marvcus Levy!

This was the play when I knew we'd finally found the guy:

Browns: Hard to beat Creep, but I'll throw out Jizz in My Pants (Lonely Island) Cheats: Your Cheatin' Heart (Hank Williams) Titans: I'm So Sick (Flyleaf)

Watson should have his wrist slapped with a dick, just like he did to the women he assaulted.

Watson only tampered with female massage therapists.

FTFY.

Yes.

All the better if he gets his career ending injury from the Bills. YOU ARE NEXT!!!

A random thought. What masseuse, male or female, would go anywhere near this guy? I'd insist on a third party in the room, filming the entire interaction. Also, hoping to see Watson suffer a career ending injury sometime this season.

So you get a game suspension for smacking four massage therapists with your dick. Good to know.

He lost me right here. Coaching? COACHING? THE COACHES CHOKED AWAY THE LOMBARDI TROPHY IN 13 INEXPLICABLE SECONDS!!! THEY ALSO CALLED TWO TIMEOUTS, SO THE CHOKE WAS EVEN WORSE!!! Jesus, Keyshawn Johnson is a *****in' idiot.

Tyreek Hill got $30M AAV and 72M guaranteed. The 9ers stole Deebo.

Hopefully right here at RB1. We haven't had an RB with this much heart and guts since they cut FredEx.

OBJ is one of the myriad receivers in the 2014 draft WAY better than Sammy Watkins Jr. If he can be had cheap, I'm in.