Freddie's Dead

COOKIE!!!!!!!!!!!

THE PHILOSOPHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Frazier should have had a 2nd half blitz package to get Tua down. He's already concussed, KNOCK HIM THE ***** OUT!!!

Bass no s-o-Matic. Ouch.

Annnd the old Zack Moss is back.

ENOUGH WITH ZACK MO...oh, never mind.

Oh, Cookie. We need one guy to make a play. JUST ONE!

That's only when going to ground. He never went down.

That's a TD!!!! He had both feet down before the ball came out. McC gags away another one.

Sal reports Kumerow and McKittrick questionable to return due to heat-related illness.

Ugh. We need to scour the waiver wire for serviceable centers.

Good to see Rick with a red face, more likely heat exhaustion. If he was pasty, that would be heat stroke, potentially life threatening.

Cook showing some signs of life. Rapidly moving out of the "useless as breasts on a bull" category.

Morris with the OLE' block.

Wood reports Dawsome and McKittrick to the locker room. He speculates it's to get IV's to hydrate.

For those who said in the first half thread that Josh had to immediately spike it or it was a fumble, here's the approved ruling from the NFL rulebook. T-QB A1 muffs the snap, and: (a) regains possession of the ball before it hits the ground; A1 then immediately spikes the ball to stop the clock. Rulings: (a) Second-and-10 on B20. No foul since the ball did not hit the ground, and the QB spiked the ball as soon as he gained possession. The ball never hit the ground, so Josh could have spiked it.

No call for the hit on defenseless receiver for the headshot on Knox. Jesus Christ, they're not even trying to look even now.

Fish go at Josh's knees, no call! ***** YOU REFS!!!!!!!!!

Ingram grabs JA's facemask, no call. Keep reffing refs.

Tua Tags.

Wow, what was JA doing? OK, horrible snap by VanRoten, but he still had time to spike it.

Sal reports Tags questionable with a head injury. Greg Little had his ring finger dislocate, they popped it back in.

Boy, that pass was quackin' all the way by Josh.

Motor made a nice cut for the 1st down, but then an inexplicable cut into traffic.