I hate to say it, but as a young man, the double murderer (allegedly) completing the 1973 season against the Jests at Shea by topping 2003 rushing yards in a single season locked me in. Much to my shame, I bought into Maris'ing Dickerson with an asterisk, as if that practice hadn't done enough damage already. Sorry, gotta be honest. He who shall not be mentioned made me a Bills fan.