Freddie's Dead

What the hell is John Fetterman doing on the pregame show?

They'll be lucky to get a bag o' footballs for Elam.

Wow, you get benched for a guy who was on the couch just a week ago. Farewell Buy a Consonant, we hardly knew ye.

Before they announce that Rodgers is done. No refunds.

FTFY. The mouthpiece, the keys, not exactly a smooth entry....

You asked me if I had rage for dirty Bills from the '90s. Bennett was the only one that came to mind that even approached POShaun's level of serial sexual assault.

It's World War II, LFG!!!!!

He sodomized a woman in a hotel back in the late '90s and pleaded guilty to sexual misconduct. He's also being sued by a woman in Rochester: https://www.democratandchronicle.com/story/sports/football/nfl/bills/2021/09/02/cornelius-bennett-former-buffalo-bills-player-accused-sexual-assault-brighton-ny-bar-otter-lodge/5692984001/

WABBIT SEASON!!! DUCK SEASON!!! FIRE!!!!

Awesome pic! Hope your band practice was worth it.

Elusive and allusive, all at the same time!

If true, then Elam is more in McDummy's Doghouse than Dorian Williams. Jesus.

Offense - Tyler Bass"-o-Matic". Bills will need him once they cross the fiddy. Defense - Kaiir "Buy a consonant" Elam. We'll need him to cover the 3rd and 4th receivers.

Cornholius Bennett? Sorry, couldn't resist.

This would be a waste. We don't need another CB right now, we need a DT. This is a distraction from the real task at hand.

Josh has had enough Puppy Uppers (Sugar Rush Josh).

POShaun Watson should be in jail. Calling him a POS is insulting to POSs.

But we got rid of McKittrick, so at least the haterz are happy.

Buy - Tyler Bass"-o-Matic". This stock has seen a big selloff in recent weeks and is now priced to move. Get in on the ground floor while you can. Alternate selection: Dalton "Reuben" Kincaid. Sell - Ken Dorsey. Cutting my losses with this turd. I'll take a bath, but I can use the losses to offset some capital gains. Hold - Many good choices here, but I'm going Dorian Williams. I know he's in McDummy's Doghouse, but I like the investment, expect it to pay off in the long run. Going long on 42.

We replaced McKittrick with Sharty, a more expensive, less effective option. Sherfield is even less effective, if that's possible. Then there's Shakir. To paraphrase the great David Bowie, ShShShShShiddy....

You get me

Likely, but we may never know.

C'mon Limey. It's not Dennison's fault he had Tie-rod.

Winning team?