And make us fans look more insecure than most of you already are?
Maybe we can put up a billboard, or donate money to an ESPN charity? Because hey, we're Bills fans. We celebrate known Bears fans like Kyle Brandt because he said some cool things about the Bills. Or allow Jets fan Mo Mozzerella to training camp because he says how ya doin.
You said something about our team? We're gonna slobber or cry!
Also, put some socks on.