Augie

Well, thank you for clearing that up! I stand corrected, sir, and apologize for any angst created by my preposterous mental gaffe.

You might want to keep your mouth shut and go for another milk shake.

They wish it was colder. I have no problem with adding a vet to help reach the younger guys in a way a coach can’t. Another guiding voice can’t hurt.

I wonder if they are Registered at Dollar General?

It occurs to me at times that maybe the Bills FO knows more than the fans, sometimes. Is that possible?

If he would just retire already, she would cease to exist in my universe. That can’t come soon enough on multiple levels.

We are much cheaper than a therapist. Enjoy your milkshake, it is much cheaper than a divorce attorney.

Good for Dolac! Things happen for a reason, and he’s found a spot. Maybe he moves back some day, but for now I’ll point no fingers and just be happy for him.

My wife’s ethnic mother was always pushing food, usually some middle eastern stuff I wasn’t in love with. I learned it wasn’t just her, the entire family is a bunch of food pushers. We showed up at a cousin’s one time and they pulled out like FIVE cakes. Who has that much cake lying around? But I learned that was the norm.

Sitting thru The Drought will turn out to be good practice for you! You just keep waiting…..

Yes, indeed.

I’m quoting this because it’s true and because I can. Don’t kid yourself, this is exactly what will happen.

As soon as they win the first one, they will be equally insufferable about getting the second one. They just think having zero SB victories makes it special and gives them an excuse. Count on it. Nobody is ever going to say “well, we won it all a couple years ago, so missing the playoffs this year is fine.” They want to swing big and go all in, unless they miss. Look at the people complaining about how predictable it was that old Von Miller got hurt. .

Is there a term for an internet family who drop panties?

Do stitches get you an injury settlement?

He’ll never be broke, unless he’s an idiot…. in which case he’d never be safe anyway. He’s sitting pretty and he gets to earn his freedom from Mike Brown. His ceiling is doing it this way. His floor is already achieved, and it ain’t too shabby. I don’t like to use the word hate, but if I had to list owners who came to mind when the word was mentioned, the state of Ohio probably has the first two on the list. My best friend from college is a fan of the Browns, and a season ticket holder for the Bengals. You think we got it rough? 🤣

My bad, I later learned that. It seemed….odd.

Because he’s cheap and stupid, of course, and he will end up paying more in the long run. Pay them before anyone’s back is up against the wall, the way Beane usually does it.

The Bills paid WR and DE (and CB) and did so wisely, something I think Beane deserves some credit for. You don’t have to cave, you just have to be smart about it in terms and timing. If drama gets involved, that’s probably bad for everyone (except Jerry Jones, because he’ll do anything for attention).

No one? I think a lot of people get it all too well, and they come here to get away from all that. I have no problem with anyone voicing that, but I was hoping the thread wouldn’t go that way. Football is entertainment to me. It’s a diversion from how hard life can be. I won’t freak out if we lose week #1 to the Ravens. They are a very good team, and a season is a lifetime.

I don’t agree that not much has happened since the crew from last year. We added more DLinemen between the draft and FA than usual. I expect at least 3 (Sanders, Walker and Hoecht eventually) to have a significant impact during this season, and that’s a good thing. Also, tilt that box and get every drop you can! It can’t hurt. 🤷‍♂️

So, should I feel better now? Or are we still doomed?

Everybody wants to be an A student, but sometimes life has other plans for us. I don’t really have any teams other than the Bills. The Braves left Buffalo and my interest in the NBA has since dwindled to zero. College basketball used to be my Team #2, but NIL and the portal made that unappealing. Baseball is…..sorry but baseball is just boring. I lost track of hockey when I left WNY for college in the 70’s. I rise and fall with the Bills, but I try hard to keep the highs and lows from being too extreme. .

They are currently keeping a spot in the cellar warm for the Eagles when they arrive. The cap is an illusion, until it is not. .