I would absolutely sign up for this. I'll gladly take the beating of a lifetime for a one-time chance to QB that franchise. I'm only 40.......I can run a 5K at the drop of a hat.......I have a wildly inaccurate cannon for an arm.....perfect!
I'm a logistics guy.........so the parade STARTS at OBD and goes down Route 5 over the Skyway all the way downtown? Or are we traipsing through South Buffalo on Seneca from Transit/Southwestern?
Asking for a friend.
*done in the speech pattern of Walken*
"It was me....and King Friday.....held as prisoners of war. I hid that uncomfortable scepter of his up my ass for 5 years. And now........I give the scepter......to you."