Felonious Monk

I wasn't, despite how much you wanted me to. Try reading instead of assuming.

Show me where I "painted everyone with the same dirty brush."

Yup. That was my point. I knew you'd come around!

He's not reading me wrong. He's intentionally twisting my words because he's got nothing. Huge difference.

Upset? I'm not the one who has spent the whole day on a message board justifying criminal acts in the name of "Civil liberties." By skirting the issue, twisting words, and failing to acknowledge that they're committing criminal acts, you discredit yourself more than you're capable of comprehending. That's something you won't read in a history book.

The point that they're "long-standing practices and tradition" doesn't make illegal actions legal.

One can only hope.

Gordon's top-end talent is trumped by his rear-end decision-making. Four suspensions including college? How many chances do you give a guy who doesn't want to learn? His elite playmaking ability is irrelevant if he's not on the field.

They just cut a young guy for being a moron (for lack of a better term). Why would they trade for -- arguably -- a bigger moron? {Note: I mean "moron" in the most benign terms possible, mostly because both helped me win FF leagues the past few years}

She's new to football, so I was patient. Wasn't easy. Wife's Text: "Think the Bills should give Manziel a try?" My Text: "Joking?" Wife's Text: "No" My Text: "I'm done with athletes who invent ways of getting into trouble." Wife's Text Back: "Agreed. They should sign Roman Reigns. He used to play football." My Text: ..... 50-50 on whether or not she was joking.

Legit question, as I haven't seen video of him. Are the mechanics and funky delivery like Jeff Tuel's?

As long as we resurrect Herbert Morrison for the play by play: "It burst into flames! It burst into flames, and it's falling, it's crashing! Watch it, watch it! Get out of the way! Get this, Charlie! Get this, Charlie! It's fire—and it's crashing! It's crashing terrible! Oh, my, get out of the way, please! It's burning and bursting into flames, and the—and it's falling on the mooring-mast and all the folks agree that this is terrible, this is one of the worst catastrophes in the world. It's–it's–it's the flames... it's a terrific crash, ladies and gentlemen. It's smoke, and it's flames now ... and the frame is crashing to the ground, not quite to the mooring-mast. Oh, the humanity!" "Honest, it's just laying there, a mass of smoking wreckage. Ah! And everybody can hardly breathe and talk, and the screaming. Lady, I–I'm sorry. Honest: I–I can hardly breathe. I–I'm going to step inside where I cannot see it. Charlie, that's terrible. Ah, ah—I can't. I, listen, folks, I–I'm gonna have to stop for a minute because I've lost my voice. This is the worst thing I've ever witnessed. Seventeen years without playoffs, soon to be 18?!?!?! OH, THE HUMANITY!!!" {pause} "Oh, and some blimp just crashed, too."

I don't follow college ball and know little about its schemes, etc. Hence, this question: Isn't this really good news for Eric Striker? And for us for signing him?