The Frankish Reich

I can't believe some rando Brazilian immigrant just happened to drive up!

News to me. We didn't have any real immigration restrictions until about 100 years ago.

Another one where no persuadable voter cares. Did Trump perform wonderfully on the SAT and at Penn? He could show us transcripts, but he correctly decided that no one cares.

Actually kind of funny! Thanks.

Slightly less effective than The Waterboy.

I am proud to say that I have no idea what this is supposed to mean.

Yeah, well, people are kind of dead and missing and bridges are out and all that, so maybe we can hang on a bit before cutting out that damp drywall.

Hey Trump! Sit on it and spin ...

Not gay at all, focusing on The Village People, Barbra, and Arnie's 9 iron.

Beautiful thoughts from the weirdo Falun Gong cult. Takes one to know one.

I am officially offended.

I call them weird. I don't own any Bills (or any other) player jerseys. I wear generic Bills (or whatever team) T shirts and sweatshirts, but you won't catch me stuffing my mouth with a rack of ribs wearing an Allen 17 jersey. You know why? Because I am not Josh Allen, and Josh Allen doesn't want to see a late-middle aged guy who probably could stand to lose a few pounds wearing his jersey.

this is kind of o.k.! Enough to break a smile perhaps. Babylon Bee, you are now batting .0025. Stick to sports maybe.

Actually, all of us decent Americans are quite fascinated by this. Did Arnie use the urinal next to Jack? Did Jack peek? Who told Trump about Arnie's weiner? Did Trump observe it himself? Did Trump's belly roll hide his own weiner? Trump, as usual, has his finger on the pulse of 70+ Americans who remember Arnold Palmer as something other than an iced tea with lemonade.

Well, I guess Russ was the right call after all.

This is what I hate about KC. Allen plays like crap, we lose. Mahomes plays like crap, no problem.

Vikes defense destroying the Lions O line. Harrison Phillips!

I love how all the Bushies now act as if Bush was not one of their own.

Very presidential. Not weird.

Thanks. Best explanation I've seen so far.

Sorry, Cardinal JD. Perhaps you too want to "ignore" me.

Know your audience. I do that for your benefit. There are no Cardinals here, just a dozen bored football fans. You are supposed to be witty. Clever. Funny. Not a blowhard bully.

I have to agree. Rudolph is not good. But he’s perfectly ordinary. He won’t have big games like Levis has had on occasion, but neither will he throw the game away like Levis has on more occasions.