The Frankish Reich

Trump is alive and he is suffering the biggest butthurt of all as his buddy Vlad dumps him for Xi and Little Rocket Man.

The same way I always have. China --> Canada --> USA.

And even worse, I've been told that some are not of predominantly northern European ancestry!

Please spend your retirement cataloging posts by your perceived enemies on a football forum. I can think of no better use of your time!

The Value Meal is back! I know most Trump voters order 2 for themselves, thereby calling into question the true value of the offer. But still, it's back!

That's what they want you to think ...

You really expect people who think Sweden is Norway to be up to date on that whole Brexit thing?

Don't try to beat dictators at their own game. The Chinese parade was impressive like a really good marching band. Ours reeked of the remnants of democracy - soldiers in fatigues smiling at the crowd, etc. I guess some people think that's a bad thing?

They are ridiculously overcharging in these cases. The Subway Sandwich attacker? They finally settled on the misdemeanor that it should've been all along. Isn't it nice to see grand juries doing what they were established to do?

You know who agrees with you? Trump himself. But he's afraid to say it out loud (he slipped up last week) because he doesn't want to lose that 2% who are anti-vaxx voters. And he really doesn't want to fire RFK Jr, which would just embolden him to take his 2% and launch an RFK 2028 campaign. Because it's all about winning. Not about good public policy. Well, that hand is rather puffy, no? Is that his hand-shaking hand or his carrot-waxing hand? Or both?

Thank you, JDSwillFan.

Just put your Jim Beam in a purple sack and tell yourself you're classy! It's an emergency!

I move freely in two or more worlds. I enjoy fine wines and spirits, yet yesterday I consumed about 2 quarts of Coors Lite. I enjoy fine dining and am willing to pay for truly excellent food, but I will gladly grill up a couple hot dogs (extra charred) to enjoy with chopped onions, Ted's hot sauce, and local sweet corn on the cob. I enjoy the Cracker Barrel breakfasts I have with my dad, now that I know how to order there, and I am weirdly unconcerned about their sign or the paint color of the interior. I contain multitudes.

Trash spirits favored by lower class Americans.

This is common sense. Mob that bypassed security starts banging on interior doors to get into Speaker's office. And the cop is supposed to say "I think I could takes her down without using my gun." What if an Antifa mob was trying to smash its way into Speaker Johnson's office? Should they size up the assailants before firing?

you were young and dumb. you had an excuse. had.

And so the federal appeals court reaches the obvious conclusion: Trump's use of a declaration of emergency cannot support his unilateral imposition of tariffs. The setting of tariffs is an enumerated congressional power; nowhere does the constitution grant the president the right to levy duties or other taxes. Onto the Supreme Court. I say there's a slight probability of them upholding the appeals court, but of course that depends on a couple of judges in the Republican-appointed majority to rule on the language of the constitution and not on obedience to the Executive.

Well played. There are certainly some questionable honorees. Most of the musical honorees however, have had pretty solid/influential body of work. Joni Mitchell, Earth Wind and Fire, Led Zeppelin - all great musicians and/or songwriters. There's probably some lesser talents there too. I have no problem with George Strait this year, as bringing back (keeping alive?) that western swing sound was a cultural achievement. KISS? Whatever. I guess they are living comic book icons.

Yes. But I am not going to criticize the do-gooder groups who take Christ's message seriously: do good.

Thankfully we do, however, have independent video proof of his athletic prowess.

I'm sorry. I realize this was all just more proof of my cultural illiteracy. I seem to have missed this classic performance/proof of life video! In 2022, Gaynor competed in season eight of The Masked Singer as "Mermaid" who rode around on a giant clam-like vehicle that the Men in Black had to push around. After being eliminated on "Andrew Lloyd Webber Night" alongside Mario Cantone as "Maize", Gaynor did her encore performance of "I Will Survive". Will Trump join Gloria on stage to do his jacking off two guys at the same time signature move?

The correct headline: "Anti-Trumpers Point Out that Long-Forgotten Disco Queen Suddenly Given Kennedy Center Honors For No Apparent Reason Turns Out to Be a Republican Campaign Contributor" If you'd asked me last month "is Gloria Gaynor still alive?" I think I'd have answered "No."

Maybe we could replace him with people like JD Vance's non-white in-laws? Racist^

A QAnon poster! Usually you guys hide it, but this time it's right there. WWG1WGA!!

⬆️ Go back to France, you Unmitigated Gaul!