The Frankish Reich

Classic!

Taking the new kidney for a test drive! Just kidding, glad to hear you're doing well.

People here can be weird. I know we hate the Pats. OK, got it. But is it so hard to admit that they are now a good football team? Not a great team, but a good team with considerable upside. And a very good young QB with even more upside. There. I said it. Wasn't so hard.

Please don't feed the troll. My line spacing is there for a reason.

/ / / / / / / / / / / Interesting thing that's happened with Q Anon. It was a farce, a hoax, a ridiculous made-up conspiracy theory. We now know that. But it didn't die. Instead, it became a playbook, a screenplay for how Trump 2.0 should try to assert authoritarian powers. - prosecute "deep state" critics of Trumpism? Check. - deploy the military to blue areas of the country using any cynical basis, including the Insurrection Act? Check. - create a federal civilian law enforcement strike force to assert federal power over the states? Check (the enormous expansion of ICE)

How did I miss this? Kristi's Backdoor Man, Corey Lewandowski, was fired from a pro-Trump PAC in 2021 because a woman named Trashelle accused him of sexual harassment. Trashelle. Really.

Israel - Gaza on September 9: no end in sight. September 10: Kirk assassinated; many questions remain unanswered October 9: pro-Israel peace accord reached. Fact.

/ / / / / / / / / / / / / Whew. Thanks, Homelander, for regaining narrative control here. I was really concerned. First you lose narrative control over PPP, the next thing you know Erika Kirk is taking Turning Point in a Bernie direction. Slippery slope.

There's definitely some truth to that.

I'll admit it. When he started strong with the Steelers I thought he'd turned a corner. But no. This one is on him, not completely, but mostly. The Broncos did everything they could to hand the Jets their first win. Fail.

That's what needs to happen to make the tush push situations interesting again! I'd love to see Hurts do a naked bootleg for 30 yards when the defense is all stacked up on the line.

Still one of the best places in the world to live.

This is the dumbest ever attempt of a boring old institution trying to pose at being relevant to young people. Like all such efforts, it won't work. In federal cases (a very tiny minority of all cases, most of which are brought by the states), we have the Bail Reform Act. Basically, in order to hold someone in jail before trial, the judge needs to find that there are no other conditions that could reasonably protect the community. So they'd have to find that a GPS tracker, a house arrest type situation, etc., wouldn't be sufficient. Setting aside the issue of flight risk (which is different), I actually thought the judge should have released Sean Combs pending trial. He was extremely unlikely to hold one of his freakouts while awaiting trial, and I'm sure he wouldn't be anywhere near some of the other women he abused. But as with all highly publicized things, the judge didn't have the guts to apply the plain wording of the law.

Plus I think we could get a high 3rd or even a low 2nd for Cook.

Are defensive players allowed to push each other? If not, why not? Seems that would equalize things.

The thread is even better. I'd bump it for a laugh but I've already done that a couple times and fear I might've outstayed my welcome.

Trump got the clot shot? And then he's gonna sit on AF1 for the trip to Israel? Succession!

Too much panic? There's never "too much panic!" I panic when the Jets or now Steelers sign Aaron Rodgers. I panic when we trade away the rights to Xavier Worthy. I even panic when Von Miller is let go, or when Reid Ferguson jams his right index finger.

Our OP explained it all for us. A true classic!

I love this. Expand the game day roster to allow each team to carry a 400 lb sumo guy, and only a 400 lb sumo guy.

Maybe is definitely not trash. I doubt he'll be Josh Allen. But he can definitely be Jared Goff or Jordan Love, and I wouldn't even rule out Justin Herbert.

Before the season I predicted the Jets would be the most improved team in the NFL. Am I allowed to amend that? The Patriots are the most improved team in the NFL. The Jets will be the most improved team in the second half.

Maybe we should ask @AverageAllensSuspensor how those Norwegians pronounce it. And before Arafat, we had Kissinger share the award the North Vietnam's noble representative.

Pretty sure it was mediated by Nixon 2.0. With a big assist from Kissinger 2.0.

The Particle Sun always returns. Where's my fatted calf?