The Frankish Reich

He dismisses the idea of using the Police, and suggests that "Highland moms" (read: the yoga and Starbucks moms in a gentrified Denver neighborhood) will rally to to it themselves. He needs to spend more time in the Highlands neighborhood to learn exactly how self-centered these moms are.

"Stop at nothing" = sell arms to an ally defending itself from an invasion by an adversary, without putting weird restrictions on the right of self defense.

I'm the Matt Gaetz of PPP

So close and yet so far. I visited a few years ago. Fantastic. True. Always sad when we lose one of the keepers to the other team.

I am quite familiar with that ….

Change England to Portugal and I'm there. I'll even take Ellen's girlfriend; just not Ellen.

Yeah, the Deep State Six Ways to Sunday Secret Police tricked Matty Orgies into banging hookers. I guess that's the Seventh Way. One might ask why these Republican manly men always seem to have to pay for it.

Poorly educated and proud of it!

My educated guess: they couldn't prove that he knew the girl was under 18. Besides, she wasn't much under 18. The witnesses are, well, hookers, and hookers have criminal records, drug problems, you name it, so if they were called as witnesses in a prosecution all of that would be fair game. So they decided not to indict. Now all of those things that made it bad for criminal charges (the hookers, etc.) make it very, very bad for a confirmation hearing for the highest legal job in the country. Two very different things. Not a criminal; not an appropriate choice for Attorney General. Why Trump thought he was is, well, a Trump thing.

Maybe he should just keep his mouth shut for, like, a day or two ... apparently too much to ask.

Oh, I'm not expecting anyone I'll like.

Yeah, well I don't do NPR language standards. And you gotta admit Gaetz has a wonderful head of hair.

Nothing personal with her. Just not an appropriate choice for the job.

What happened to Gaetz's Spine of Steel? A steel folding chair?

Could be. Awkward in that Trump has already named his personal criminal defense attorneys as Gaetz's underlings. But hey, Trump.