The Frankish Reich

I don't get the OP's change of title. International law is U.S. law. The Supreme Court said so almost 150 years ago.

Suspect at large, but Glenn Beck is running it through his gait analysis machine so any minute now. [yeah, too soon, I know]

I can't even imagine a goalie without a mask. Crazy. Helmets in hockey. Batting helmets in baseball. Ear flaps on baseball helmets. Neck guards on catcher's helmets. The full birdcage facemask (not just the single Johnny Unitas bar) in football. Hockey goalies with full helmet/faceguard and not just the Halloween mask. Visors in hockey. Once you get used to it, you can't believe players ever played without it.

Yep. The first time it happened to me, years ago, I was thrilled. Crowd noise but no announcers! And the I dumped Directv and it never happened again. Maybe Directv should market it as a "no announcer" feature.

I haven't checked, but it's a good bet you chimed in - at least with a like or two - on the Somali immigration fraud in Minnesota thread. What was the fraud? Payments for false autism diagnoses. When you subsidize something you get more of it. Flawed reasoning. You had herd immunity. Now in some areas you don't. These things don't increase linearly.

It doesn't matter if it's true. They may not be eating the cats and dogs. Alternative facts live in my brain and the majority of Americans' brains. Sorry, Trump. Turnabout is fair play.

Jimmy Kimmel (yes, that Jimmy Kimmel!) does something similar in his This Week in Unnecessary Censorship bits, bleeping out words to let your mind fill in the blanks.

An educated guess. We know he was doing all sorts of girls. We know he was doing porno "actresses," somehow overcoming his germophobia to go where hundreds have come before. We know he enjoyed hanging out backstage at those Miss Teenage America pageants with girls in various states of undress. And that he bragged about it. I'm guessing (there's that word again) that he didn't ask to see ID every time.

It made an impact. They see the polling, they see the off-year election results, they'll keep going back to that well until it runs dry. Trump is either dumb enough to prevent that from happening, or there really is something damning there. My guess? It's all about Melania and her ties to Epstein's "model" immigrants.

Blame Canada! Those Mennonites do get around. They take Amtrak. Trains weren't exactly commonplace in the Bible, but Amtrak is sufficiently crappy that it is allowed.

All true. Embarrassing. To do your favorite turnabout: just wait till you see the Trump Center plans!

Yes, they're posturing. Yes, it's working. Yes, it's politics, and they know they've found an issue they can exploit. To paraphrase JD Vance: it isn't important whether the girls here are 18 or 21 instead of 15 or 17; the photos speak to a larger truth. He's eating the pets, the dogs, the pussys.

Look, you were wrong on the Texas outbreak. And the Canada outbreaks. No Third Worldy immigrants in either one. Everyone about as white as white can be. And now you're doubling down on South Carolina. Stupid White People in all 3.

Thanks for sharing the unredacted photo. Now I can rest assured that Trump was consorting with age-appropriate women.

Last I checked I can choose "neither of the above." By the way, the Church Zero of this outbreak isn't white Mennonites. It's lily-white Russian and Ukrainian immigrants. You know, the right kind of immigrants, the kind that you can get to come to America to become little Tucker Carlsons.