The Frankish Reich

So those of you who are octogenarians (or very close to it): which is worse? Needing help tying your shoes? Or having your belly block your view of your own weiner? You know, like that guy at the urinal who always undoes his belt and zipper and drops his pants down a foot ...

I agree. We are in a pardoning frenzy. I agree here with Mitch McConnell (!) - this is a perversion of the laws we enacted in a Democratic process. Given the current and future abuses of the pardon/commutation process, I would support a constitutional amendment eliminating it.

Elon is the personification of Peter Thiel's wet dream of Government by Intellectual Elite. He jumped in to support Trump knowing that deep down Trump doubts his own intellect and that he would be able to manipulate him in whatever direction he chooses. And it's working. It'll end when Trump gets tired of Elon taking credit for whatever "accomplishments" the new administration wants to tout. I give it till summer.

A groomer to you. The Nation's Top Law Enforcement Officer to Trump!

Oh, we know who's in charge. Pardoning, commuting, doing all those fun last-days of a presidency thing.

Rodgers' second half so far has actually been kinda good.

I doubt it.

Thank God they had the foresight to give up on Baker, trade 3 first rounders, and sign Deshaun to the worst contract in NFL history. In some alternative universe they are competing with us and the Chiefs for a first-round bye.

Are the sports books taking bets on Deion/Shadeur both going to the Giants?

Penix already looks like a keeper. Not showing any fear (but it is the Giants) and an arm way, way beyond what Cousins has.

Much as we hate to admit it: add Tom Brady.

Mahomes: acts like he's dying, comes back 6 days later with his best game of the season. Josh: breaks a hand in Game 1, acts like nothing's wrong, has his best season ever. Two different ways of getting to the same place, the AFC championship game. Only this year Josh has got it.

He was fun to watch. Imagine if Tebow had a rocket arm.

An, umm, well-seasoned fan's perspective: - 1970s: Roman Gabriel (peaked before my time, in the 60s), Bert Jones. Watch the tape! - 1980s - 90s: Elway, Randall Cunningham, Steve Young, Steve McNair, Favre - 2000s - now: Culpepper, Luck, Rodgers, Mahomes All big (or big enough), athletic running threats (Luck would surprise you), big arms, big cojones