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ChevyVanMiller

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  1. An interesting side note that I learned while putting the list together: you can’t put a ) after the number 8. If you do TSW turns it into the 😎 emoji. Give it a try in your next post response.
  2. The only thing missing from yesterday's roller-coaster ride of an instant classic win was TSW's resident recapper and his musings on the game. Until we hear from @Virgil here are some speculations about why he went MIA after Josh's game-winning heroics yesterday afternoon. 1) His head exploded. Literally exploded during the second half collapse and ultimate game-winning drive. I know mine almost did. 2) At 28-3, he figured the game was in the bag and began the shots of Jameson early. He's still at some roadside shanty singing, "Show Me the Way to Go Home." with a bunch of Bills' good time buddies. 3) When Smoke Brown left the game in the 3rd quarter he became so concerned, he collected a Shaman, Voodoo Doctor and Wiccan Witch into his Nissan Cube and headed to Bills Stadium to offer aid and assistance in Brown's speedy recovery. 4) He had the Bills, laying the points, and headed out to his bookie's house to collect early when the Bills pushed the lead to 25 points. The bookie told him, "No payouts 'til the final whistle." Virgil couldn't believe it when the Bills won by 3 and the game was a push. He had already used the winnings as a down payment for an inground swimming pool. 5) Oh, where have you been, my blue-eyed son? Oh, where have you been, my darling young one? I've stumbled on the side of twelve misty mountains, I've walked and I've crawled on six crooked highways, I've stepped in the middle of seven sad forests, I've been out in front of a dozen dead oceans, I've been ten thousand miles in the mouth of a graveyard, And it's a hard, and it's a hard, it's a hard, and it's a hard, And it's a hard rain's a-gonna fall. 6) After the first TD he had the "Lee Smith on a milk carton" tattoo on his arm reworked into a dreamy likeness of Kim Pegula. 7) He's been busy firing off a "How do you like our trash now?" missive to Jalen Ramsey. 8 He just can't find the proper superlatives to accurately describe an offense not seen in these parts since 12+83=TD was everyone's favorite equation. Calling Mr. Bartlett, calling Mr Roget, your assistance is greatly needed. 9) He's been on hold with the Colin Cowherd Show since the end of the game. His wife told him to, "let it go," but Virgil says that he has a piece to speak and won't rest until it's been spoken. 10) I can't even bear to type this last one, but we must consider the possibility that he's gone over to the dark side and has spent the past 18 hours on the Tampa Bay Bucs board extolling the virtues of the ageless, blood-sucking vampire known to the free world as one Tom Brady. Say it ain't so, Virgil. Looking forward to your thoughts on the game, buddy. Sooner the better.
  3. The kid is going to have a very productive career. You can just see that he has that “it” factor that the great ones possess.
  4. Your post got me to thinking about the origin of the word "bellwether." (No a, btw). Here's the definition: A bellwether is an individual who either leads or indicates trends; a trendsetter. The term derives from the Middle English bellewether and refers to the practice of placing a bell around the neck of a castrated ram (a wether) leading the flock of sheep. A castrated ram, now if that isn't a great omen for this Sunday I don't know what is.
  5. Just tell Donald Trump that Bon Jovi is interested in buying it. He will front a faux grass roots group to smear the rocker and drive the price down so he can try to buy it on the cheap. (The preceding scenario is based on true events that have transpired in the Queen City )
  6. Let's hope. I'd prefer the next great QB goes out of our division.
  7. I'll see you that and raise you this travesty
  8. I'll take their 12th rated QB who throws for 400+ yards and 4 TDS with no INTS every week. What an idiotic website.
  9. If you mean a run to be first at the podium for the 2021 Draft, I couldn't agree more.
  10. Kind of makes the Croom release a bit strange, no? You'd think they would have liked him for pass catching depth while Knox was out.
  11. Kraft given a full release from all charges.
  12. If it makes you feel any better Josh says he was wrong about you, too.
  13. Gotcha. And, with apologies to the great Brian Moorman, may no Bills fan ever again call the punter his/her favorite player unless they are directly related to him.
  14. Thanks for the kind words, @The Dean. They are greatly appreciated. I'm dying to know what was supposed to follow the "Oh and while I know he said it in jest" line.
  15. Schein takes a jab at the Josh haters: https://www.nfl.com/news/nfl-week-2-what-i-loved-liked-and-loathed-about-sunday
  16. Done and shared to two FB Bills pages.
  17. Diggs #1, Brown #18, Beasley #30. Three guys in the top 30 is "Greatest Show on Turf" type stuff. Very impressive.
  18. For sure it's way too early, but it sure beats talking about what college QBs we should be looking at for next year's draft.
  19. Also, take a look at him and Diggs atop the NFL standings for QB and WR. https://www.espn.com/nfl/stats
  20. Drink it in Bills fans. It's been a long, long time since the national media has gushed over a Bills QB. https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/29931903/judging-week-2-nfl-overreactions-dak-prescott-2021-megadeal-josh-allen-mvp-more
  21. Thanks, Beerball. I have an auction on Ebay right now for a signed, inscribed copy if anyone is interested. https://www.ebay.com/itm/Niagara-Falls-Into-Darkness/274502421689?hash=item3fe99e8cb9:g:iTsAAOSwr4VfRW2n
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