Some New Year's Humor
They say New York City has the best New Year's celebration, but I say it's overrated. Every year they drop the ball.
My New Year's resolution was to read more, so I turned on the subtitles on my TV.
"Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to." - Bill Vaughan
I was going to give up all of my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that no one likes a quitter.
At the beginning of the year, I made a resolution to lose 15 pounds. Only 20 more to go!
I'm not buying a 2021 calendar until I see the trailer.
We can't let this year end: That would be admitting that 2021.