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Another one that anyone from a certain generation knows every word to:

So many good ones already mentioned, here are two more that deserve to be recognized: Come on, you know that you know every word by heart. Maybe the greatest ear worm theme song ever. If you grew up in WNY you know this awesome theme song featuring the one and only Mr. Vincent Price. (The music is a song called, “March of the Martians.”)

Preseason is usually split squad. He'll probably get the next one.

Josh was under duress all game. I thought he played incredibly well considering his receiving core was depleted and the OL featured 3rd stringers for much of the game. My biggest issue was McDermott burning a TO early in the 3rd quarter to avoid a 5-yard delay of game penalty. If I’m the head coach I am never burning a second half TO until inside the last few minutes of the game. They are far too valuable and that burned TO would have gotten Bass on the field to try and win the game at the end. The only thing stopping this team are injuries. When we get healthy it’s going to be lights out football and bad news for the rest of the NFL.

Butter all the way. Cheddar cheese should be your only choice. Here's the magic though, shred some of the cheddar and press it to the butter on the outside of the bread before cooking. Makes a caramelized, crunchy cheese on the outside of the sandwich not unlike what you get on the ends of a Bocce Club pizza. You'll thank me later.

Reminds me of a cartoon I once saw of God and a young boy with a "Pete" nametag on arm wrestling. The caption said, "God and Pete decided to settle, once and for all, just for who's sake it really was.

What sort of masochistic experience from your childhood would cause you to create this abhorrent thread? Seriously, man…

I heard some Miami fans online saying that the Dolphins have a plan to handle us. In the words of the great Mike Tyson...

You need to wear two watches when you have them on. 😀

I think Dawson Knox is going to have a big day for the offense and I have a feeling that Tauron Johnson will have a pick for the D.

Because We’re Not Getting Any Younger 1. When one door closes and another door opens, you are probably in prison. 2. To me, "drink responsibly" means don't spill it. 3. Age 60 might be the new 40, but 9:00 pm is the new midnight. 4. It's the start of a brand new day, and I'm off like a herd of turtles. 5. The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 6. When I say, "The other day," I could be referring to any time between yesterday and 15 years ago. 7. I remember being able to get up without making sound effects. 8. I had my patience tested. I'm negative. 9. Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a Tupperware lid that doesn't fit any of your containers. 10. If you're sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you, just stare straight ahead and say, "Did you bring the money?" 11. When you ask me what I am doing today, and I say "nothing," it does not mean I am free. It means I am doing nothing. 12. I finally got eight hours of sleep. It took me three days, but whatever. 13. I run like the winded. 14. I hate when a couple argues in public, and I missed the beginning and don't know whose side I'm on. 15. When someone asks what I did over the weekend, I squint and ask, "Why, what did you hear?" 16. When you do squats, are your knees supposed to sound like a goat chewing on an aluminum can stuffed with celery? 17. I don't mean to interrupt people. I just randomly remember things and get really excited. 18. When I ask for directions, please don't use words like "east." 19. Don't bother walking a mile in my shoes. That would be boring. Spend 30 seconds in my head. That'll freak you right out. 20. Sometimes, someone unexpected comes into your life out of nowhere, makes your heart race, and changes you forever. We call those people cops. 21. My luck is like a bald guy who just won a comb.

Happy Birthday, Scott.

I thought this was self-evident, but the Bills won last night because the Rams are from LA. Randy Newman loves LA. Newman was Seinfeld's arch enemy. The Joker may be the most famous of Arch enemies. Ko Simpson once sacked Dante Culpepper and called him "That Big Joker." Culpepper was a Dolphin. Flipper was a Dolphin. Pinball Machines have flippers. Pinball Clemons played for Toronto. Toronto is in Canada, a Commonwealth of England. England's Queen Elizabeth passed away hours before the game. Actress Elizabeth Hurley was named for the Queen. Hurley was a character on Lost. Actor Jorge Garcia played Hurley and attended college at the University of California, Los Angeles. Los Angeles Lost, that's why the Bills won!

One down. Loved that even Kyle Okposo got in on the "burn it all" mantra.

Metaphorically speaking, yes.